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Majority of great things were invented by USA so I suggest Christianity, too...

Jesus is technically American because he is peaceful like Amecans...

2007-10-12 02:40:28 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I didn't know that...You must have written the Bible too then...I know you wrote The Book Of Mormon.An account of the ancient people of The America's
I thought that the Bible was writen over time by Prophets and scollars and historians and The Catholic Church in Europe as more a history of people in the Middle East...somewhere just off Margate
By the way...the jet engine,printing,electric light.tv,radio,English language...we invented that...and railways...
...and marathon bars...but you made us call them Snicker...so unfair

Good luck mate with that one and dont take me seriously.I cant do it myself. ...and good luck to the USA,you were the first off the ground in powered flight....your alright

2007-10-12 07:50:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

OK this is a wind up, right?
1 - Christianity pre-dates the USA by about 1500 years.
2 - The USA is the most war-mongering country in the western world.
3 - What great inventions are American? (And, no, you can't include American Football or Baseball 'cos there's only your country and the ones you've invaded that play them). Also don't even think about saying the computer 'cos the first mechanical computer was British, invented by Babbage in the mid 1800s, and the first electronic computer was also British constructed at UMIST, Manchester in the mid 50's based on the priciples of logic devised by Alan Turing. A Brit.

Smart alec Yanks! I've got furniture older than your country!!

But, seriously though, this is a wind up, yeah?

2007-10-12 03:09:49 · answer #2 · answered by A Nonny Mouse 7 · 5 0

Christianity has just been changed to suit the times. Jesus isn't American or white despite the pictures... No American invented Christianity, it's older than America itself.

2007-10-12 02:47:16 · answer #3 · answered by Heidi. 3 · 3 0

I am not christian. But even i would not be so silly as to say the USA invented christianity. christianity was born in israel in the middle east. And that was where jesus was alledgely born. He is not American (LOL)....good grief..and Mickey Mouse is lower slobovian

2007-10-12 10:42:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is ridiculous. Christianity has been "adopted" by major powers and sucked of any meaning: for example Rome (Constantine), the British Empire ("Jerusalem" and all that drivel!) and now America ("God bless America" etc.). The promised land wasn't Rome, or the British Isles; its certainly not the US, and its not even that oxymoronic "Holy Land"! The "promised land" is the "New Jerusalem", the "heavenly city" of God when he gets rid of this universe stained by sin, suffering and death and creates a new and perfect one.

2007-10-12 03:02:23 · answer #5 · answered by trebor88 3 · 0 0

America was not even discovered when Jesus was born.

Correct me if I am wrong but I thought that Indians lived there first and then the cowboys wiped them out!!

Yes you are correct America was the first nation to drop the bomb....very peaceful.

May I politely suggest that you grow up Son your making a bit of a tit of yourself.

2007-10-12 03:58:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You are kidding, right?

Christianity was NOT "invented" in America.
Jesus was not American.

Get real, dude. You know you're making yourself look silly.

You're out on Fall Break and are bored.
School will be back in session on Monday.

2007-10-12 02:45:54 · answer #7 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 7 0

Christianity was invented by the worst of the Romans, who later got exiled to America for crimes against humanity. Nothing changes. they are still a piece loving nation. They want a piece of what others own...!!!!

2007-10-12 05:03:03 · answer #8 · answered by Terry M 5 · 0 1

Especially peace full like American! Sure, like in Vietnam, Iraq, Serbia....

2007-10-12 09:53:29 · answer #9 · answered by constantina B 2 · 0 0

Christianity wasn't started in the USA.

2007-10-12 02:46:32 · answer #10 · answered by zero_or_die77 3 · 4 0

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