A 75 yr old man walked into a church and went straight to
the confessional booth.
As soon as the preist drew back the curtain the old man saids
"I'm 75 years old. I'm married and I have just been unfaithful with a 19 year old virgin"
The priest replied, " that's terrible, terrible.....I want you to say 7 Hail Mary's and 7 Lord's Prayers to atone for your sins!".
"But I'm not catholic, I'm Jewish", said the old man.
"So why are you telling me?" asked the priest.
"I'm 75 YEARS OLD!! I'M TELLING EVERYONE!"
said the old man.
2007-10-12 02:18:18 · 25 answers · asked by Vinni and beer 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I dont get it.
2007-10-12 02:22:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very humorous in a manner, yet in addition fairly of anti- Jewishness slips in, why could I ask ought to it not in common terms have been 'i'm not a catholic yet i'm ninety two so i'm telling all and sundry?'. that could have made it very humorous, without the whiff!.
2016-10-06 13:30:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reminds me of the 87 year old one who just made a 19 year old pregnat and tells his priest why he wants to marry he: it is the honorable thing to do... hehe, good one!
2007-10-12 02:56:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The setting changes, but the joke goes merrily on.
Old. Very old.
But yes, still very funny.
2007-10-12 02:21:34 · answer #4 · answered by Elana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-12 02:43:19 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it, "still life in the old dog yet" i see lol
2007-10-12 02:27:16 · answer #6 · answered by Fallen Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-10-12 02:26:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-10-12 02:23:29 · answer #8 · answered by Sean D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats hilarious
2007-10-12 02:20:16 · answer #9 · answered by Michelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me chuckle.
2007-10-12 02:21:18 · answer #10 · answered by isleofskye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aint funny
2007-10-12 02:29:13 · answer #11 · answered by ஜG♥LღA♥MღO♥RღO♥UღSஜ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋