A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps a MG convertible.
That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored
and she fell in love with it's gorgeous red paint job. An empty check stub later and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car. Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what could possibly go wrong?
At that thought there was a splutter from the engine and the car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the bonnet and concluded after a few minutes that she didn't have a bloody clue what was wrong. Luckily she had her mobile phone with her and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short wait saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.
"That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be the matter?" "Well, it just conked out I'm afraid."
"Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again.
"Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?" "Simple really, just crap in the carburetor," he replied.
Looking shocked she asked, "Oh, OK... How many times a week do I have to do that?"
2007-10-12 02:02:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, you just gotta love those blondes don't ya, pmsl hun
have a star
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2007-10-12 06:46:48 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd start with shock absorbers or struts, depending on your car. If your car has more than 60-75,000 miles this would be a good starting point. Shocks and strut performance starts to deteriorate after this mileage.
2016-04-08 05:03:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-12 02:41:58 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
The old ones are the best every time
2007-10-12 02:12:34 · answer #4 · answered by john d 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no wonder fancy not knowing about crapping in the carburetor.
2007-10-12 02:12:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahahaaaa, good one mate
2007-10-12 08:52:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gentlemen prefer blondes but i'm no gentleman.
2007-10-12 07:27:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
kinda ok
not good ennuf tho
2007-10-12 02:31:45 · answer #8 · answered by ஜG♥LღA♥MღO♥RღO♥UღSஜ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
teehee
thats silly
2007-10-12 02:13:58 · answer #9 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-12 02:50:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋