A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings that are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm not on drugs." The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
2007-10-12 02:01:10 · 27 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wonder if the barbitcheate was bitter 'bout the bartender barring bears from beer in bars in Billings. Been to Billings, beer's bitter before Billy brings it back anyways. Bet he's bilingual. Bilingual bartenders bake my banana!!!
2007-10-12 02:35:25 · answer #1 · answered by cme 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Twists Brain
2016-05-22 01:37:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahaaaaaa, fantastic word play james, i loved top marks to you mate.
2007-10-12 08:54:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
can u say this over and over quite fast?
Betty Botter bought some butter but it made the batter bitter so, Betty bought some better butter that didn't make the batter bitter so, the batter that Betty made was better.?
2007-10-12 02:13:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha good one. That's one to try and read when you have had a few beers!!
:-)))
2007-10-12 11:04:42 · answer #5 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-10-12 02:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
very good lmao 10/10 x
2007-10-12 23:14:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!hahhahahahahahaha!! a barbitchyou ate!! OOWW!!! My side hurts!!! hahahahahaha!!!
2007-10-12 16:25:58 · answer #8 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha loved that, had to read it out loud though, my brain couldn't do it in my head lol....star!
2007-10-12 05:15:50 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved it there Jim!!!
That was very funny!!!!
I have to email it to a friend!!!!
here have a star on me!!!!
2007-10-12 16:25:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋