The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blond woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blond enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blond. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request."
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully, for the last time, I said BRING POSSE!
2007-10-12 01:56:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahha
love it
2007-10-12 02:11:59 · answer #1 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa, fook the posse, just keep fetching the loose women mate pmsl.
2007-10-12 08:50:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-12 02:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-10-12 02:03:48 · answer #4 · answered by truthseeker 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because ford stands for fix or repair daily and american cars aren't that good at taking corners and flip over when you take a turn in them.
2016-05-22 01:37:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic, been a long time since I heard that
2007-10-12 03:14:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if silver had misheard a 3rd time would he have brought a redhead?
2007-10-12 07:23:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, that silver knows what he wants, pmsl hun
have a star
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2007-10-12 06:52:13 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-10-12 02:17:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ah got it he thought he wanted a pressie ha haha
i know it was a prossie just jesting.
2007-10-12 02:07:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Silver wanted him to have pu$$y!!!
good horsey!!!
LMFAO!!
2007-10-12 06:08:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋