I can see a big banner at the church advertising "Naked Sundays" "Come Join Us" "Clothing Optional Service at 10:00"
2007-10-12 01:47:46 · 10 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It would be standing room only.
Seriously, I could not think of a better way of worshiping God than the way he made us. "As nature intended"
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2007-10-13 00:39:29 · answer #1 · answered by fl_nudie_boy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the church is against condoms and unnatural contraceptives because they are unnatural in preventing child birth. the only contraceptive that they would allow is not having sex or considering natural family planning techniques. sex should only be done in the context of conceiving a child. the church is not against alcohol because it is referenced so many times in the bible and in those times, alcohol was always used to symbolize something positive like unity, togetherness, fellowship etc. but then what about getting drunk and stuff? well, everything in excess is bad right? that's why there are the 7 deadly sins with gluttony being part of it. and about that not working on the 7th day of the week, that's a very corrupted concept. if you remember, the pharisees were persecuting Jesus for preaching and healing on the sabbath. and what did he do? absolutely nothing. why the hell should there be anything wrong with working on a sunday? especially if you've got mouths to feed and rent to pay.
2016-04-08 05:02:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just make sure you hire Blackwater to keep Fred Phelps and Gary Bauer away. Especially Bauer. His face has already sunk to his chest, so we can imagine the rest.
2007-10-12 08:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the pastor would probably think he was getting a round of applause every time he told the congregation to be seated.
2007-10-12 01:59:28 · answer #4 · answered by Starfall 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show up naked and watch the "judging" begin!
2007-10-12 01:51:30 · answer #5 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't go.
American Christians aren't exactly in the best shape.
2007-10-12 01:50:45 · answer #6 · answered by NONAME 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A priests dream!!
2007-10-12 01:59:37 · answer #7 · answered by ndnquah 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
everyone would get arrested for indecent exposure hii
2007-10-12 01:51:39 · answer #8 · answered by shel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think some religions do that all ready
2007-10-12 01:53:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It'd sure increase attendance...;)
2007-10-12 01:53:12 · answer #10 · answered by Adam G 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋