do you believe that YOU ARE A MONKEY?!!?

Question

BY CHARLES DARWIN

Answer 1

No because I am an alien from outerspace.

I was part of a genetic experiment of the Vogons to create a race that would do the work of destorying the earth and other planets.

Seems like we are doing a good job here on earth!

Answer 2

Monkeys are distant cousins. If you want living proof of our kinship to apes, look into the behaviors of Bonobos, a type of chimp. It's uncanny how human they act and carry themselves.

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jesussaves: Darwin did not take back his theory of evolution. That was a myth started by his family to avoid the persecution of the christian church. They later admitted this fact.

Don't you just love how creationists like to point at known myths and try and use them as proof?
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Answer 3

I know I am an obligate bipedal APE, just as you are. Monkeys have tails. And Darwin was not the first to notice the descent of mankind from other apes.

Queen Victoria was so upset by the human like qualities of apes at the London Zoo she had them removed.

Next silly question from Harun Yahya's book, please?

Answer 4

Yes, I believe man is descended from lower life forms. This is despite the fact that there is no evidence to support the claim.
Gotta go eat a banana and throw feces at the neighbors while flailing my arms around and screeching..

Answer 5

Those who believe in evolution have much more faith (albeit wrongly focused) to believe that things evolved into what we are today.

We as humans have been keeping records for centuries and it seems man has gotten sicker, more vile and we have not evolved. We have witnessed nothing evolving.

Darwin before he died recanted his beliefs.

The bible is right. Turn your faith to truth and enjoy life and stop being so unhappy.

WOW thumbs down will outnumber the ups on this one :)

The truth hurts those following lies

Answer 6

Each of us is a follower and an actor of actions;

We prefer acting ONLY PHYSICALLY; when that work or job is required to be done by us which we think is right.

We fail to act with THE ACTIONS AND ACTIVITIES OF THE ABILITIES OF the constituents of nature, mind, knowledge, intellect, and consciousness of self working within each of us; because our focus not only rests on physical appearances but is also motivated and driven by actions and activities of the physical / material body and appearance of physical self and material nature only.

We fail to know and motivate and drive our focus through; and with the help of; the actions and activities of those constituents of nature, mind, knowledge, intellect, and consciousness of themselves in self and in others as well.

We fail to know and realize that our physical self is motivated and driven to perform actions only through; and with the actions and activities of; the qualities and abilities of the constituents of nature, mind, knowledge, intellect, and consciousness of self in self; and thereafter become wise enough to use and drive our focus through and with the help of them as well

SUCH INABILITIES AND FAILURES;NO DOUBT WE ARE MONKEYS.

Answer 7

NO. i know im not a monkey and i know i didnt evolve from one (or apes) either. So i don't believe in evolution. If we did evolve from apes how come we don't see apes evolve into humans today ?

Answer 8

I believe I evolved from a monkey. We didnt just appear here.

Answer 9

It's more believable than thinking some devine power up in the clouds produced us out of thin air. Oh, and made women by using one of our rib bones.

Answer 10

No. I think I evolved from a common ancestor with monkeys.

There is a difference.