When Oh when will the so called bloody yanks realise that you can't buy class they speak poor English more

Question

like Spanish, they cant spell words like colour and cheque, nor pronounce tomato properly, for gods sake why dont we just invade and retake the colonies, and save them from the pittyfull mess they have become.

Answer 1

When corrected, your question should look like this:

When, Oh when will the "so-called" bloody Yanks realise that you can't buy class? They speak poor English (more
like Spanish), they can't spell words like colour and cheque, nor can they pronounce tomato properly. For God's sake, why dont we just invade and retake the colonies and save them from the pittyfull mess they have become?

List of Errors:
Comma on introducrtory cliché.
Appropriate formating for hyphenated words
Yanks is a proper noun
(ignoring British spelling of realize)
Question Mark at the end of the first sentence (ending in "class")
Capital letter for new sentence
apostrophe in contractions ("can't")
nor does not have agreement without added words.
Period at end of sentence (ending in "properly")
Capitalize "For"
capitalize proper nouns (God)
God's is posesive and needs an apostrophe
comma after introductory interjections
no comma between an independent and dependent clause
mispelled pityful by any account of the queen's language
end rant in QUESTION mark, not period

Answer 2

OK here we go again, I have to reply firstly to a dumb fellow countryman and also point out a few "Richard Heads".

The person who posted this question probably isn't even English, if he is the education level is below par.

Now to the Richards, Commode, you're a plonker mate. There are no atrocities in N. Ireland the majority of the people there wish to stay British, using your argument FL, TX, NV, MN and AZ should all be handed back to the Mexicans. Trying to use India as an example is pathetic as you most likely only know what you have seen on the Fox News channel. Yes Iraq was put together as a country by the British, but so was most of that part of the world right after the First World War, way before Saddam was even a twinkle in his father’s eye, so what is your point?

Chickenh you're even worse than the last guy, the US never rode in on a white charger to save our arses, to be honest you fiddle faddled about for 4 years both times before finally joining in, read history WW1started 1914, WW2 started 1939. The little bit about getting chased out with our tail between our legs is amusing, but that's it.

Let's now get to RayN or whatever his name is, you pal take the biscuit, have you ever seen a photo of the stereotypical southerner, no teeth, bad hair and bib overalls, does this mean everyone from the Mason Dixon line South looks like that? Or is you view of the British clouded by Austin Powers? The whole teeth thing is a parody, look it up! If you want to compare girly walks and manliness come right on over pal and we will do a side by side and see who walks away, my guess is you're a pimply faced buck tooth kid with no friends so I should be able to clear up a few things relatively quickly.

Answer 3

We will not invade because we do not want to be saddled with such insignificant, ignorant people, as to the way that they murder the English language, remember, they are only simple Americans !

As to the "lady" below, you were rather late on both occasions !


The asker of this question has done what he intended, stirred up a hornet's nest. To be serious though , the Brits and the Yanks get at each other all of the time, in respect of the last war, Brits, go to the American war cemetery at Madingly, Cambs. Americans, go to Monte Cassino, Dunkirk, Normandy and Arnhem. Everybody, look and ponder !

Answer 4

Well, the Yanks seem like speaking poor english but actually they are speaking american. How good are they at it is another story.

Going to war over poor language is not as stupid as going to war without reason or fake reason. But it is still a bit too strong a reaction even if they did speak poor English or American.
Don't you have better things to think about in life? Use your energy/anger/frustration towards positive things.

Answer 5

you're a Yank, your color and historic previous are inappropriate. Yank = American. it quite is the fantastic utilization in Britain. undergo in techniques at the same time as in Rome.... There are Hispanic human beings contained in the united kingdom, we do purely not use that label, we oftentimes discover out which united states they're from. you are able to't outline a Yank as a white American of eu descent in u . s . both, in case you do not trust me, attempt declaring that contained in the South. The gentleman calling you a Yank wasn't stupid, he changed into quite fantastic. once you shuttle you want to develop your techniques, study somewhat of the interior sight language, study a thanks to comprehend the interior sight custom instead of purely taking your man or woman custom and expectancies with you (it quite is the behaviour of a widespread Yank)

Answer 6

Seriously, you have nothing better to do than complain about the way we say tomato? You think you are superior, yet all you do is complain about the way we talk. Get a life.

In case you haven't noticed, we're not colonies anymore. Plus, I'd like to see you guy try to take back the U.S.A.

Answer 7

Let's see 1776,1812, England running the blockade of southern America during our civil war, saving your butts in World War I, saving your butts in World War II, giving naval supplies during the Falkland War, do I need to go on?

What was that line from that operetta? Oh, yeah!

Only mad dogs and English men go out in the noon day sun.

I have two other questions that have bothered me for years. Guy Fawkes was a traitor who tried to blow up Parliament. Why is he a hero with a statue and a day named for him? Oliver Cromwell did regicide. Why is there a statue for him in London?

Answer 8

"you can't buy class" Do you mean y'all have some thing we don't have? Like talking,walking and acting like little girl,English man are the most unmanly in the world yellow and missing teeth is not manly~Few years back we yanks ''cleaned our self's out,with your women, The cost a Hersey bar or a pair of nylons Say hi to Ganny!

Answer 9

Well I do admire the Queen!

And if America were to fall, I'd rather have it fall to the British than to anyone else.

Then again, it seems England has its own problems with "invasion." I hear that some native London women are harassed in the street if they are out in public without a headscarf.

Perhaps you should tend to your own issues before looking across the pond.

Cheers, mate, and good luck.

:)

Answer 10

the same time the Brits realize they arent the centre of the universe and that most of thier people dont speaked a gud queens english either...but I remember something about WW2.
But if you really want to invade. Come on over......You will be very lonely...and I remember England having a few issues of thier own...