If Jesus didn't have a woman did he , you know, venture downstairs?
2007-10-12 00:03:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Is it really so beyond comprehension that Jesus was God and would have absolutely no reason to not be completely content with life and not need to pretend that He needed anything more?
2007-10-12 00:09:49 · answer #1 · answered by Makemeaspark 7 · 3⤊ 4⤋
lol im surprised this kind of idea hasn't shown up on comedy central yet (as I know of). I will give you kudos for thinking outside the box though man. anyone who does take this offensively is probably Christian and loves jesus to an unusual amount so hopefully you wont take any offense yourself reading hate comments.The Bible is not a source of true evidence despite what Christians may believe. According to one sect of mormonism, jesus had three wives however most would disagree. we have no real source of information from that time such as a journal writing or archives to make any accurate inferences and some scholars believe that Jesus wasn't a true historical figure but just a spiritual symbol. Since Jesus was a dude, and I don't believe in God, odds are he probably did spank the monkey at least once. however as you can see, my answer was opinionated by my belief so you can't make any real decision on it.
2007-10-12 07:28:05 · answer #2 · answered by Kel 1 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I'll pretend this is a serious question.
We know that He was tempted by Satan. Satan tried to act as if the world was his to give Jesus. It is possible, that one of the temptations had to do with that. However even if it was, since we know that Jesus never succumbed to temptation, we know that He did not, as you say, "venture" anywhere.
2007-10-12 07:17:22 · answer #3 · answered by †Lawrence R† 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Jesus was to have come to earth, to experience what humans did...so as God, he could get a handle on humanity's experiences. Being human at the time, he probably was known to do what you described, on occasion.
2007-10-12 08:36:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How can venturing downstairs be offensive to anyone....never mind christians.
2007-10-12 07:08:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
The real version of Jesus probably did both. The mythological Christian version, no.
2007-10-12 07:17:31 · answer #6 · answered by Ares 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Its not offensive just dumb. When you stand before Him you can ask Him. My mind will be on something else not if He stooped Low as us humans.
If you read the Bible its says He was a Pure Sacrifice.
He was tempted in all things but He had to be pure.
2007-10-12 07:15:13 · answer #7 · answered by Bobbie 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Do you mean that he kept a secret inflatable sex-object in the basement of the old carpentry shop?
I don't think they were available in year 1
2007-10-12 07:07:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Jesus had full control of his faculties.
2007-10-12 07:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by Sal D 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
proves again that this country has a definite drug abuse problem.
I suggest going for help
2007-10-12 07:10:11 · answer #10 · answered by jesussaves 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋