What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

Answer 1

Stumble into my child's room (because chances are he's the one who woke me up) to start the day.

Answer 2

Start crying uncontrollably, then run into my kitchen and throw a chair through the patio window, then jump out of the window screaming until I hit the ground, then get up and run down the street naked until the cops come and tazer me because they all use tazers now especially when you resist arrest and throw up in the back of the squad car.

(I'm not exactly a morning person.)

Answer 3

Open my eyes, find the alarm clock, scream at it., hit snooze, close my eyes again...this goes on for about 20 minutes and then I finally roll out of bed for the day.

Answer 4

I usually endure bodily functions, turn on/off my computer, get cleaned up, sometimes eat, then I'm out the door for obligations in less than 30 minutes.

Answer 5

Hit the snooze and go back to bed for five more minutes, as if that five minutes really makes a difference.

Answer 6

Just pray to God for a second or 2 that everything goes well today.

Answer 7

I think and my mind starts to get into gear.First thing I do is open my eyes.

Answer 8

I practise breathing exercises better known as Pranayama(yoga) in india.

Answer 9

First i open my eyes and think "man i don't wanna get up!!", then i get up and brush my teeth, do my business in the toilet and then take a shower. :)

Answer 10

Grumble, mumble and stumble to the bathroom.