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I need to know... how do you pet your dog, eat some toast, spin around, draw some pictures, bang your head on the wall, read some Cyanide and Happiness (www.explosm.net), take pics of ur grandmother who left hours ago, catch a bus, train, elephant ride, answer the phone, pick ur nose, touch ur toes, meow and kick a baby all at the same time?

2007-10-11 17:38:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

wow um... everyone seems to hate me.... guhh.... well I'll answer some hate mail... umm

1. I don't have any meds... I'm just... flying off the handle.... and barely sober
2. I'm not gay, my good sir, I am indeed a straight man, but if u want to watch men and their athletic cups, go right ahead. Your so gay you can't even think straight, due to the fact that I have an IQ surpassing your feeble intelligence.
3. The rest of u didn't really hate me, so I'll just spin around in circles
*spins*
*spins*
*spins*
*slows down*
*throws up*
*falls over*

2007-10-11 17:48:55 · update #1

19 answers

You're not tapping your foot in a men's room stall right now are you?

2007-10-11 17:41:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Um that's asking a bit much 1st have your dog sit next to u w/ toast while painting then read (don't bang your head on the wall that hurts I've tried it!) You don't need to take pic because all your memories are w/ u and now we have email (its like magic!!) . Organize your time take a breather and relax u can multi task!!!! Also just breath!!!! we can do that ya no. OH and don't kick a baby that's child abuse!!!!! BREATHE JUST BREATHE!!!!

2007-10-12 00:48:17 · answer #2 · answered by minananana 2 · 0 0

I'm not sure..
It's all so hard!
Except reading Cyanide and Happiness!
I absolutely get lost in their forum stories, and forget about everything else.
So, that's my solution. 8]

2007-10-12 00:41:33 · answer #3 · answered by Keever 2 · 0 0

Ooooh, deep metaphysical question,Naaah just B.S.

2007-10-12 00:44:06 · answer #4 · answered by PeeTee 7 · 0 0

Clone yourself and share the fun!

2007-10-12 00:58:28 · answer #5 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 0 0

I just tried, but I got stuck at pet your dog---I don't have a dog.

2007-10-12 00:44:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you drink a whole lot, fall asleep, and i garantee youll dream something quite like that.

2007-10-12 00:42:45 · answer #7 · answered by montrealgirl108 3 · 0 0

We seriously need to get you some medication.

2007-10-12 00:41:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

that's all? that's nothing! i can do 14 more things in addition to what you mentioned.

2007-10-12 00:44:08 · answer #9 · answered by smith 3 · 0 0

Did you stop taking your medication?

2007-10-12 00:41:42 · answer #10 · answered by notyou311 7 · 2 0

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