Where are the Real Men?
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On a recent flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she
stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she
wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last
minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who
can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own
peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front
of the plane.
Then a man from Montana stands up in the rear of the plane. He is
gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He
starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt...one
button at a time.
..No one moves.
..He removes his shirt.
..Muscles ripple across his chest.
..She gasps...
..He whispers:
"Iron this, and get me something to eat...."
2007-10-11 16:51:11 · 20 answers · asked by ncgirl 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Gee, I was gettin really excited there for a minute!
Hey, I wouldn't hate flying so much, if only I had wings!
2007-10-12 08:24:07 · answer #1 · answered by kriend 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a dry summer season day not too some time past, one fly drank some beer off of my fingertip and saved coming returned for extra. For a million/2 an hour, it drank up as I saved my finger moist. i might decide to think of we had developed a bond. at last, I poured beer throughout my vehicle. presently thereafter, the fly became ineffective interior the beer. all the different flies i've got encountered have been stupid.
2016-10-22 02:48:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I love flying. It's paying price gouge dollars to park, the hassle of the crowded airport, 1/2 an hour to check your OWN bag, allow two hours for the security line, one hour delay because your plane landed late, 1/2 an hour sitting on the tarmac waiting to take off, landing and de-planing two hours late, 1/2 an hour to claim your bag if it arrived.
You will go through the same thing in a week to return.
2007-10-12 08:35:08 · answer #3 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funnneee! I had made up my mind I'd wake early, so I went to bed VERY early (for me, 9 is early because I usually don't go to bed until 3).
Woke at 2 and was so stuffy I couldn't get back to sleep, so I thought I'd stay with you folks until time to leave (probably 4).
This is always a good way to start the day.
Actually, I love flying, but hate the 'tudes that go with it. First trip after retirement, I had my (recently deceased) mother's embroidery shears confiscated, and was wanded with shoes off at every stop along the way.
2007-10-11 19:59:01 · answer #4 · answered by felines 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really good. I once went out with a guy from Montana, many long years ago. he was a Geogolist and worked for, what was then Mobile Oil. His name was Jim Hansen. does anybody know him? Worth a try! Excon Mobile have closed their Archives, and I cna't get any details fo my Australian Grandfather, who also worked for them and was sent to South Africa. I love flying, I would rather fly than go anywhere in a large Cruise Ship.
2007-10-11 23:36:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great ...love it! And yes, I hate being cramped up on a seat made of concrete for 5 hours or so...damn, I hate flying. The only thing wailing and screaming on my flights are brats non-stop. And as far as "something to eat," a bag of trail mix costs 3.00, a turkey sandwich was 5.00....that's service with a smile. And trust me, the attendants were neither gorgeous or muscled... but they were......... nice? I didn't see enough of them to make a conclusion! But, the flight was cheap! Peace, Goldwing
2007-10-11 18:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I love to fly, it's the trying to get on the plane with all the security that is the problem.
I will have to tell this one to my son who is a flight attendant, so he can tell it to his passengers, You know the airlines that tells the jokes.
2007-10-12 09:57:50 · answer #7 · answered by Moe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one ! I love flying - tomorrow I'm off on a 9 hour flight to Hong Kong, and am looking forward to it. Also looking forward to Hong Kong, a magical place. Up...up...and away !!
2007-10-12 00:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by Stella 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thought your story was great, but I ain't never to darken the portals of a flying contraption again.
2007-10-12 08:06:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is great. I should print this and carry it with me when ever I have to fly. I do hate flying. This could give me another laugh.
2007-10-11 17:14:13 · answer #10 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋