Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting ... Well for example, the other day I went into town
and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I
came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him
and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a f*****
break" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
worn tyres. So I called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a
third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him,
the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a
little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my
age..........
2007-10-11 16:10:19 · 3 answers · asked by gemstarbabe 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
this was sent to me by email, so it only a joke, sorry about the nazi thing hope it doesnt offend. (if it makes you feel any better i have german heritage).
2007-10-11 16:12:30 · update #1
You got me on that one!!! Hahahahahahaha, oh what a good laugh before bedtime. hahahahahahhaha. Gonna put this in favorites so I can laugh at it each day. It would be funny though.
2007-10-11 16:14:32 · answer #1 · answered by Wrong number 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice story, if it were true.
2007-10-11 16:15:51 · answer #2 · answered by Exitwound 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha! Ha! Thanks for spreading a little laughter :)
2007-10-11 16:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by curlingmama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋