A nice spokesman has confirmed that low to moderate levels of alcohol are safe for both men as well as women during pregnancy.
Women are therefore advised to drink moderately, and teetotal women to start drinking until November 2008 when alcohol will become dangerous again. However it's not all doom and gloom. The spokesman added that following changes in this week's pre budget statement, cannabis will be downgraded to harmless or nearly harmless as of April next year. Sales of peanuts are likely to remain buoyant until they officially become dangerous again in 2008, although unwashed prebagged salad will remain moderately popular again from late next year until the next General Election.
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2007-10-11
11:18:42
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That was sarcasm for those who missed it!
2007-10-12
01:44:03 ·
update #1