X 1. I will sing your praises.
X 2. Could you please repeat that?
3. The man is a real hero.
X 4. She has a heart of gold.
X 5. Hello Cinderella.
X 6. I am waaaaaay too tired to understand what you just said.
X 7. This comes at a bad time.
8. She stood there, unblinking, in the face of danger.
X 9. HURRY!!!
X 10. Do me a favor, would ya?
Space is big. I mean really big. The problem is that there's nothing to breathe out there, so I spend most of my days cooped up in a tiny cramped cockpit. That's my life. Daydreaming most of the time, going into furious action some of the time.
The radio buzzed. "Hey Mako One," said the voice of Vanessa. She was one of the bridge crew. She has a heart of gold. I guess Captain Hayes had the day off, or something.
"Hello Cinderella," I said.
"Huh? Why Cinderella?" she asked.
"Because you're always hoping some magical godmother would make you beautiful." I said.
"I am waaaaaay too tired to understand what you just said," replied Vanessa. "I don't get to snooze here on the bridge like you do in your plane, there are people watching me."
"Speaking of which, this comes at a bad time. I was right in the middle of thinking about a nap. Do me a favor, would ya? Play me a lullaby over the radio. If you do, I will sing your praises," I said.
"Could you please repeat that? I got only part of your transmission," said Vanessa.
Oh boy. That meant aliens were jamming, and they were near the ship.
"Check for jamming! HURRY!!!" I yelled.
"Scarlet Squadron's in trouble! Orange, Stingray, move in to assist," ordered Vanessa.
"What about me?" I asked.
"Stay put, Mako, there may be other bandits coming in."
I switched the radio over to Scarlet's channel to eavesdrop on the battle. "They also surf who only sand and wade," I muttered to myself.
2007-10-11 12:20:47
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Oh! A story Q. *drat* It's really a shame. I'd love to write a story for the question, but (7)THIS COMES AT A BAD TIME. I've so much to do today that I haven't the time to sit and write. Which, is a darn shame, as I love Sunshine's questions. She's great. (4) SHE HAS A HEART OF GOLD. And her lover, Marshall Matt Dillon, well (3) THE MAN IS A REAL HERO.
Once, she posted a fun story Q and some rude idiot posted, "Do your own homework Mate." And Sunshine? Well, (8) SHE STOOD THERE, UNBLINKING IN THE FACE OF DANGER. The she replied, "It ain't my homework Mate, I'm a ---- yr old woman" and so on.
I told her, "Sunshine, You're my hero! And (1) I WILL SING YOUR PRAISES, always. You Rock! My Friend."
She said, " Beans, (2) COULD YOU PLEASE REPEAT THAT?"
Anyways, when i wrote her late last night to see if it was okay, if i waited till today to post a story, she wrote back,
(5) HELLO CINDERELLA. (6) I AM WAY TO TIRED TOO TIRED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU JUST SAID. But, (10) DO ME A FAVOUR WOULD YA? (9) HURRY!!! This Question is closing on Thursday, 10.11.07 @ 10:00 pm EST. Otherwise, it'll get lost in the shuffle."
So, I'd better giddyup on it and write my little heart out!!!!
I'm So sorry i cannot write a story for this question. I think it would've been a lot of fun. *drat* Maybe, next time.
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**edit** CJ: WTF Dude!??! 1st off, use your real name loser, and second, don't talk to her like that! That was rude and unnecessay, you big jerk.
LIZZIE: FYI: Yeah, you're a moron too.
2007-10-11 18:13:50
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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"Hello Cinderella, hee-hee-hee." She stood there, unblinking, in the face of danger. Marvin stood in front of her, space-gun pointing her way, looking like a cross between a smart-aleck comic space guy, Larry the Cucumber, and Ray Stevens' "The Streak." Making a quick decision, she said, "I'm sorry, this comes at a bad time. Perhaps we could do this later?"
"Um...HELLO! Gun here! Could you please repeat that?" Cinderella ****** her head and said, "I will sing your praises, sweetling, if you'll just let me be on my way." Marvin shook his head, waving the gun wildly. "Do me a favor, would ya? Just give me one more reason to shoot ya. Bugs already told me you're his newest beauty."
Cinderella said, "Bugs? Who? What? Like mosquitos or something? I am waaaaaaaay too tired to understand what you just said. Since it didn't work out with the Prince, my step-mother's been keeping me on-task 24/7." Marvin, turning purple, said, "No, you twit. Maybe your wonderfully devious step-mother was right, and you *are* good for nothing since birth - although you sure are purty! Now get over here, on the double, HURRY!!!"
Cinderella snapped to, headed his way, and obediently repeated her vows in front of the preacher. Just as she was about to say "I do" Bugs popped up out of a rabbit hole, saying, "What's up, preach?" and knocking Marvin on his butt with the gun skittering across the room. Cinderella coolly collected the gun, asked the *very* relieved but confused preacher to call 9-1-1, and joined Bugs in cracking jokes about Marvin.
"How many Martians does it take to change a light bulb?"
"Eleven - ten to reach it standing on each other's shoulders, and one to run for the new light bulb when they zap it with the gun!" heeheehee
"Knock-knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Marvin!"
"Marvin who?"
"Exactly!" heeheehee
No one ever said Bugs and Cinderella would make the smartest couple, after all - perhaps they were better off not going into stand-up comedy. It's probably moot though, since Bugs had that devilish twinkle in his eyes as he scooped her up and disappeared back down the hole. As they popped out of sight, a faint "Bugs, my sweetie-woogums-cuddleupkins - the man is a real hero - mmmmmmm" was heard. Any votes on who will be heard from sooner, now-not-nekkid Mad Marvin in jail or loony lovebirds Cinderella and Bugs?
(:
2007-10-11 22:16:58
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answered by Hoosier Mom 5
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I can see her as SHE STOOD THERE,UNBLINKING IN THE FACE OF DANGER. THAT GIRL, SHE HAS A HEART OF GOLD. I approached. HELLO CINDERELLA, Whats the matter? She cried ,save me save me, HURRY!!!. I thought to myself THIS COMES AT A BAD TIME , I've got a bad back. Wait Cindy, I see a man coming.I know him, THE MAN IS A REAL HERO. he'll save you. I shouted to him. hey, DO ME A FAVOUR , WOULD YA. Can you save Cindy?. COULD YOU PLEASE REPEAT THAT he replied, I AM WAAAAAAY TO TIRED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU JUST SAID. I answered back , Save Cinderella and I WILL SING YOUR PRAISES .
2007-10-11 18:30:34
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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I knocked on the door. "Come in!" said the muffled voice through the door. I stepped inside the office and greeted her with a half way smile.
"Sit down!" she said. I know this isn't going to be easy and I am sure [this comes at a bad time]....
.....bad time I thought, anything right now is a bad time. I could hardly focus my attention on what Dr. Smith was telling me and without several days of sleep everything seemed to be blending together, without separation, without a boundary.
"Um, [ could you please repeat that ]? I'm sorry I didn't hear what you just said. [I am waaaaay too tired to understand what you just said], Doctor.
"Alright," she said patiently, "you know, your husband was an organ doner . A young boy needed a new liver and Joe's was a match. You should take great pride Mrs. Jones [the man was a real hero]."
(Sorry-- I just can't seem to finish this)
2007-10-11 17:25:48
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answer #5
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answered by Ink Corporate 7
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Hello Cinderella,
Hurry!!! Do me a favor, would ya?? I will sing your praises if you learn to do your own homework. This request comes at a bad time, I am sure, because you have other more, important things to do, but please show me that the man is a real hero and is able to do his own homework!!!
Sincerely,
Lizzy
2007-10-11 17:31:29
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answer #6
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answered by lizzylubinski 3
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Uh, CJ and Lizzy... what is UP! This is not homework, you utter fools. Real nasty answers, shame on you.
2007-10-11 18:06:15
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answer #7
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answered by Guinness 5
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