2007-10-11 07:51:01 · 3 answers · asked by Bill W 【ツ】 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
First, they would capture you and then put the
fleas of a thousand camels under your armpits
and anywhere else there happens to be any
"fuzz". Then your arms would be tied close to
your body so that any fleas could not excape.
Then they would put a noose around your neck
and parade your naked [not nekkid] body down
main street and let all the young girls laugh at
all the LITTLE things you happen to possess.
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-----------------------then they would shoot you.
2007-10-11 11:20:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think if you did that, you would probably be more safe than the average American. If they saw that, they would either think it's a trap or they are on video. Either way, they would be scared to death to come near you for the first 20 minutes.
If you could have a jacket on, make sure it's an evil looking Uncle Sam taking a bite out of the globe with the message "Try And Stop Us" printed underneath the image.
That kind of audacity should at least get you on Leno!
2007-10-11 17:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by Master C 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't say exactly but I expect it would happen very quickly!
2007-10-11 16:28:53 · answer #3 · answered by Menehune 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋