you saw someone is sleeping next to you..she was facing her back towards you..you confuse and try to look who she is..when you turn her towards you..you saw her neck has been slice...
what's on your mind that time?
2007-10-11 07:00:38 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think to myself "I don't remember doing this."
Then I suddenly get freaked out because OMFG not only is there a dead person in my bed, but it's a dead GIRL! That means I wound up sleeping with a female, and I don't know how I feel about that....
So I stand up and walk around to the other side of the bed so I can see if I can lift her to get her on the floor.
And at that instant, the phone rings. I turn around to see who was calling, and it was one of those Tollfree Number things (which piss me off sooo bad). I turn back around, and to my surprise I see that the girl's fingers were slowly moving. I back up a few steps, keeping an eye on her hand... Which forms into a fist shooting me the middle finger!
And I'm like, "Aw naw, Sheniqua. We don't play like that."
And she sits up erectly in my bed and says "B!tch I KNOW you just didnt!!"
Then she stands up and we get into one of those sissy, slap-hand fights. But after about thirty seconds of that, things start to get intense and she b!tch slaps me in the face.
And to my instinct, I slap her right back, knocking her head off.
Then her decapitated body runs around the room searching for its head, but accidentally kicks it out the window.
I laugh.
I mean, hey: How funny is a body with no head?
Well, she doesn't quite find it as funny as I do and she runs after me at an amazing speed, but unfortunately doesn't see me move out of her way... Causing her body to run into the same window her head got kicked out of.
And that was even funnier.
As I was laughing, the girl's arms grabbed her head and replaced it back onto her neck.
She tiredly walks up to me, and says "Good fight, you win."
And that excites me.
So I begin to dance the tango (with Jenari of course... because I guess he's cool like that) and the wierdo girl dances with us.
Then we all sit down and play truth or dare and eat popcorn and watch movies and have a slumber party and we all live as the best of friends happily ever after.
=)
2007-10-11 08:45:28 · answer #1 · answered by |m|(>.<)|m| MeganManic 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1) I sleep deep and rarely wake up in the night.
2) If I wake up with a woman sleeping next to me, it's unlikely I'd be surprised, as that's what my wife generally tends to do.
3) In the unlikely event of this strange dead chick being dumped in my bed and my wife being nowhere to be seen, I'd assume that the cat had branched out on his prey of choice and my wife had got up to get a bag to shove the body in. I would, therefore, feign sleep so that when she came back upstairs with the bin bag, I wouldn't be roped into helping clean up the mess and worry about the foul mood she'd be in the next day when I got up in the morning.
2007-10-11 07:09:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wipe the place clean, put body in tub full of water, empty the bag from an office or shop vacuum cleaner around the place.
Speak to brother for alibi.
Hold breath.
2007-10-11 07:09:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
at the same time as my alarm is going off and my ipod's contained in the jack i purely lay there with my eyes nevertheless close and hear music until eventually a slow music comes on then i upward push up and adjust it to a sturdy beat.
2016-10-09 01:03:10 · answer #4 · answered by mohr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no possible way i will be in the same bed with a woman i dont know, but for the sake of it i will check if she is alive and if she is i will put in practise my first aid training :P, pray and call an ambulance, if not just call an ambulance...
2007-10-11 07:07:31 · answer #5 · answered by Est passé de velours ♥Rose♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who the heck put a dead body on my bed. And how did they get in. Without me noticing.
2007-10-11 07:07:46 · answer #6 · answered by Sunset 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why are you so morbid huh?
Hope that will not happen to you
and to me either.
Jz take care ok?
2007-10-11 07:11:12 · answer #7 · answered by jhulia g 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know why are u asking such ques. Plz for god sake stop thinking abt her, or u will go mad. Control urself.
ur ans:
I wud scream....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....run to my parents! HELP!
2007-10-11 09:36:03 · answer #8 · answered by Tanu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
S... uve ruined my nice clean white crisp sheets ...lol
2007-10-11 07:38:14 · answer #9 · answered by LITTLE NUGGET 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, not again. That's the third one this week. How am I going to explain this to my cleaning lady.
2007-10-11 07:05:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋