Can't heaven be just as colorful and activity-filled with everything you can do on Earth(including sex)?

Question

No matter what you or anyone says, someone who dies a virgin is STILL gonna wanna do it even after they die and are in heaven. There are so many sexy women in this world and the guy will still want to do this even after he dies, virgin or not.


For example, what about all those kids who went straight to Vietman ot Iraq just out of high school and died in combat before they had the chance to make out with a girl?

Answer 1

I like to think of there being a personal heaven and hell. In my heaven there is definetly sex and a bottomless gas tank on a bike that never needs maintenance and beer that stays cold forever. Hell would be similar to Little Nicky or Highway to Hell.

Answer 2

The best way I've ever heard it explained is that heaven is so good it is beyond anything you can experience or even imagine here on terra firma. Anything you will have missed out on will mean nothing when you're in heaven. If there is sex there, it will be perfect. If not, then you probably won't want it anyway because everything you will experience will be perfect. you may loose all your basic human urges when you have shed your mortal coil and entered eternal paradise.After all, God is God, and he can do anything, so if there is a god and if there is a heaven, those who are there will have everything they could want, and will not want anything they don't have.

Answer 3

I think heaven is cooler than making out with a chick. I'm pretty sure you won't be conserned with humping when you don't have a body, and are flying around in the clouds. Just a guess.

I do plan on going to a Pink Floyd concert my first week in Heaven, so maybe your right.

Answer 4

Heaven can be whatever you want it to be since it is a human construct to make the concept of death tolerable.