and he said "only if your very good"...... what witty retorts have you recieved
2007-10-11 04:03:42 · 5 answers · asked by shergal farkey 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
someone asked a bus driver in liverpool"do you stop at the adelphi mate" his reply was "what, on my wages".
2007-10-11 11:51:27 · answer #1 · answered by brineet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Out for my birthday I asked the bar tender for 5 Screaming Orgasms (Cocktails) for me and my mates. His witty retort was that I could have as many as I wanted if I came back after closing time.
2007-10-11 05:17:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was once(as a kid) hanging out in a church graveyard at night getting stoned and walked around the corner of the church to come face to face with the Vicar and said "Jesus Christ" out of shock to which he replied "Close but I do work for him"
2007-10-11 04:11:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol i like that one.
When i was at my job at the local pub, some man asks for a packet of crisps which are 69 pence.
I wasn't thinking and just came out with, "69 please", he replied
"because you asked so nicely.... my place or yours!"
i was very red-faced after that!!!
2007-10-11 04:13:11 · answer #4 · answered by **Missy** 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I asked the bartender if she could make a (dont recall what is was)
question
Can you make a &&&?
answer
Can you make a shoe smell?
2007-10-11 04:07:09 · answer #5 · answered by Fuzzybutt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋