it better do or there will be a big splash.. what witty retorts have you handed out
2007-10-11 04:01:24 · 5 answers · asked by shergal farkey 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When asked in a restaurant 'What's the chicken like?' I answered, 'it doesn't like anything, it's dead'
2007-10-11 04:07:31 · answer #1 · answered by CuriousJ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Handed out my share of them, but what I like is when you google map a route from somewhere in the US to like maybe Europe. They mention shaking the water out of the car and silly things like that.
2007-10-11 04:05:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When a person sneezed,he was told that he should not have sneezed before a lady.The poor fellow unwittingly said....I did not know it was her turn.
2007-10-11 04:13:28 · answer #3 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They say "You're funny".
I reply "Looks aren't everything".
2007-10-11 04:06:30 · answer #4 · answered by buster 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My younger brother: "You're ugly"
Me: You're handsome................... now we're both liars"
2007-10-11 04:18:14 · answer #5 · answered by **Missy** 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋