A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
"HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW"
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY;
"FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE AN ELECTRICIANS LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"
THE WIFE ASKS,
"WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT."
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
"FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE HOTPOINT WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."
FINE, SHE SAYS,
"THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?" THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK."
"I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX THE STEPS", HE SAYS. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WOODIES DIY WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!! "
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT.
2007-10-11 00:35:30 · 38 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
"HONEY", HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?"
SHE SAID, "WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE."
HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?"
SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE DELIA SMITH WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"
2007-10-11 00:37:10 · update #1
call me greedy, but i want my cake in bed!
2007-10-11 02:51:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
King length beds are astonishing because of the fact they're SO vast, you may spralw out throughout them, and then in case you watch a movie with somebody else there is greater than a number of room for 2, yet Queen sixe beds will do too.
2016-11-07 23:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by caton 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is Delia Smith like Betty Crocker? lol
2007-10-11 04:04:21 · answer #3 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If I were the fella who fixed the things, I would have wanted both ... and a beer from the fridge as well.
2007-10-11 00:48:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sylvia, that was hilarious ! I was thinking he was going to fall on the broken step and break his neck, what a finale!
2007-10-11 05:52:21 · answer #5 · answered by Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very nice one. only thing is i will never get a chance like that. because my husband always thinks that our house should be in proper condition. so, he services them every month.lol
2007-10-13 18:43:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A very capable young man....of course I'd have chosen not to bake either! (But WHO IS Delia Smith?)
2007-10-11 00:50:54 · answer #7 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Hey that's really good,joking aside I always use Delia's recipes but I don't have her name on my forehead either.Trust you Sylvia, I don't know where you get them from.
2007-10-11 00:45:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
All in a days work!
2007-10-11 04:26:01 · answer #9 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL ...but I would have at least tried to bake a cake instead.
2007-10-11 00:41:32 · answer #10 · answered by Chokolates4u 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Cake but it would also depend on what his wife would look like.. lol
2007-10-11 00:41:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋