They must be intelligent creatures - for on the outbreak of peace in the glen - they have returned!
All is well and the laying has begun!
Hetti has returned having travelled the furthest and looking quite odd.
She has returned sporting a Brazilian.
His name is Alphonse.
Rooster Cockburn is not at all pleased with this new development and is doing a bit of preening himself to shape up.
We have a make over team coming in - the lads who were in room 4 of McTealc Towers are graciously giving of their time and themselves.
Mr. Eyes is returning.
So its just a case of getting the heather out of my hair from my night on the moors with McTealc. It was very educational. He showed me a lot of military moves. One in particular was a very hands on exercise. I think he called it the 'pincer movement' - more of a tight squeeze but we will keep practising!
Any volunteers to clear up after the hooley on the moors - we dont want to attract any vermin - do we?
2007-10-10 21:45:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
LILABNER: Aye - I heard the good news and have sent congratulations and some suggestions for the wee bairns! Thanks for all the support and is it not grand to be enjoying peace - 'til Mr. Eyes finds out about me and McT on the moors all night! Ach - he was just showing me The Trossachs (Scotish Mountains!!!!!)
2007-10-10 22:39:08 · update #1
I volunteer to help..prepare the waste bags and I will come. But a word of advice: no matter what, deny, deny, deny..when presented with 8X10 glossy photos, deny, deny, deny! The heather that is in your hair is from a strong wind across the moors! Any new military moves....swear that you have just read the latest gothic romance novel set on the moors of Bonnie Scotland. As for those scratches, Hetti was acting up! Deny, deny, deny. !!!!! AS for the vermin, I have my rat traps set and ready to fly...
Love and peace to all, Phil
2007-10-11 06:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
tiz good news to see the chooks have come back to roost. That McT and his lessons on the Moors sounds like a warriors lot. I will be watching for the wee ones shrouded in darkness, have you heard about Cogburns branching out and having a bit of a Roc family? Hetti is wise to have a new beau. Mr Eyes returning with his friends is good -- hide away your chocolate and the single malt.
2007-10-11 05:01:21 · answer #2 · answered by lilabner 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
All I can say is THANK GOODNESS, I was really missing Hetti. I have grown rather attached to her.
I have a pet basilisk now and she would just love to be introduced to all the girls and especially the two boys. (feathered variety)
I hope there wont be any problems with Alphonse and Rooster Cockburn as Basilisks are hard to say NO too.
She has been running amok with a couple of dragon friends and I'm afraid to say they have been getting up to mischief and stirring everyone up. I think they have been troll hunting, apparently they have a new BBQ recipe they want to try.
McTealc should show his 'pincer movement' to all us girls as Im sure we would all benefit from the instruction
2007-10-11 11:49:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm so glad the chickens are back and we have all the new babes too. Though a bit unusual, they are very special little ones and deserve to be taken care of as such. They are very ravenous little creatures, so we must have a ready food supply.
Wasn't it the grandest celebration on the moors! It was wonderful seeing everyone laughing and dancing and getting along. I did think it a little odd that our hostess and the mighty warrior disappeared into the twilight. I thought you were looking for wood for the bon fire, but oddly you never returned!?! I'll go now and get started on that clean up.
2007-10-11 09:53:54 · answer #4 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm so glad to hear that Hetti came back with a Brazilian named Alphonse, not a Brazilian wax! I'll be there in a minute to help with the clean up. Now hurry and get that heather out of your hair!
2007-10-11 11:54:23 · answer #5 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Glad the chicksens are back and laying, ys they feel the peace too.Isn't that just lick Hetti?
I shall be happy to lend a hand on the moors.
As far as Mr. Eyes returning we shall not tell him of your night of education with McTealc.
Be Merry!
2007-10-11 13:38:57 · answer #6 · answered by doxie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The heather will never be the same
And I know just who to blame.
Between the Roc, Roosters, humans & chicks
All getting their fix.
As for the chicks
I too, need a fix.
Yummy yummy yummy
Food for all dragons tummies.
Brazilian sounds nice
with all that spice.
So get your brothel set up
then we will share a cup.
Then let the mayhem begin
It's been a while my friend.
2007-10-11 06:59:38 · answer #7 · answered by dragon 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Aye, with chickens a layin' what could be better that randiness on the heather. Seems M'Lady has learned that some martial arts are truly artistic and ne'er too combative.
2007-10-11 11:35:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ah, well, since I won't be travelin' today after all, the very least I can do is to raise a glass (heck with the dram) in salute. It's been a long, dry spell, and we've all been muddlin along, sort of like sheep lost in the moors.
2007-10-11 08:55:53 · answer #9 · answered by felines 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
The clan member laugh at the break of dawn.
How did the heather get in the hair down yon?
2007-10-11 06:43:36 · answer #10 · answered by David M 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋