2007-10-10 21:16:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Mathematics
"Forgive me lord for my *sin*(as in sine and cosine). I have inappropriately *divided* by *zero* and taken the *square root* of a *negative number*. In *addition*, I have not been very *positive* and this has led to a *division* between me and my classmates. A *fraction* of them are doing things that are *improper*. Not to go off on a *tangent*, or to sound *derivative* but please also forgive my brother and sister whose combined ages are the same as my age will be 8 years from now. They were *line* (lying) when they told my mother they didn't eat the apple *pi* (pie). May all our love *multiply* as we discover the many *angles* to your *infinite* compassion. May you help us to *solve* all our *problems* and keep us from being *negative* towards others. May we treat others with *equality* as we focus on you as our higher *power*. Amen"
these are not my own!! I can get you references!
Our father the mathematician,
conic be they section.
Thy quizzes come,
our homework be done,
on the graph as it is in the equation.
Give us this day our Platonic solids.
And forgive us our imaginary roots,
as we forgive those who divide by zero.
And lead us not into paradoxes,
but deliver us from logical fallacies.
For thine is the number line, and the logarithm,
and the digits of pi
for ever and ever
Amen.
2007-10-11 13:48:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Dear lord, can you ADD more good to my life, SUBTRACT more of the bad, MULTIPLY all my good experiences, and DIVIDE the truths from the false, fact from fiction. Can you help me DIFFERENTIATE between good goals and bad, and help me find the SHORTEST PATH between a and b. For this, I shall always CALCULATE my devotion to you as the SUMMATION of all my great achievements. Amen"
--Not quite =/
lol, I'll pray for ya too ;)
2007-10-11 04:34:06 · answer #2 · answered by JY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lord help me to remember always the basic in mathematics. Addition, subtraction, multiplication, division are so important in my life.
2007-10-11 04:24:26 · answer #3 · answered by Echo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear God, i'm sorry i added a few items on my list of sins. i promise to subtract my wrong doings. may You continue to multiply your blessings on me so that i may divide them equally to my brothers and sisters.
This i ask in Your most holy name.
Amen
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There you go. Good luck!
2007-10-11 04:37:31 · answer #4 · answered by soul_burner_29 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sure..I pray that you do well in math today. Good luck!!
2007-10-11 04:19:10 · answer #5 · answered by fruitytuttytutty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lord, please send some one from heaven who is good at math to help me pass the test.
2007-10-11 04:27:38 · answer #6 · answered by 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes but where are you from
2007-10-11 04:24:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋