2 Part Challenge for you?

Question

Lets say your favorite wrestler is in the ring getting ready to talk on the mic when Swimmer comes out and says that wrestling is fake and that she can kick your azz anytime.

Part 1 of the Challenge: Tell me word for word what your favorite wrestler would say back to them. It MUST sound like something your fave would say.

Part 2 of the challenge: After hearing what your fave wrestler has just said to he/she/it, Swimmer runs down to the ring for a fight. What moves would your fave wrestler use to beat her with? They MUST only be moves that your fave wrestler would use.

Who ever comes up with the most creative response to this gets 10 points.

Answer 1

I am Better then YOU

The Playmaker and that awesome kick he does

Answer 2

I would be Kane.

Since Kane doesn't really say any thing I would just stare and laugh in a creepy way (like Kane normally does).

I would hit her with a couple right hands, Irish whip into a big boot then light her on fire when she is down. When she gets up and starts to try to put her self out, choke slam her. After, i would stand over her smoldering body and do the whole routine withe the fire coming out of the ring posts.

Answer 3

ok lets say my fav is stone cold he would say "why dont u come down here and let me open up a can of wup azz on u" then he would say to the crowd "if u want me to act in a violent manner give me a hell ya then the crowd would say hell ya."
then the swimmer dude or what ever would come into the ring and stone cold would give him a stone cold stunner then celebrate by drinking a 12 pac and dumping it onto the swimmer dude then he would grab the mic and say to swimmer right in his face " Stone Cold Steve Austin 3:16 just wopped ur azz and thats the bottem line because Stone Cold said so."

Answer 4

The Rock:

1. It doesn't matter if you can kick my azz, you fat slob. Cause you CAN'T!!!!

2.first a DDT, then Rock Bottom, then the People's Elbow, but the elbow would just bounce of the blubber. So the Rock would just grap a chair or the miic and start hitting her with it!

Answer 5

Sandman vs Swimmer

Part 1
Sandman :Who the hell are you?

Part 2
First Swing and miss with singapore cane....Swimmer gets two hits then Sandman counters with a head butt. Then Russian Leg Sweep with Singapore Cane in hand. Takes a beer out of pocket, smashes it against head above her lifeless body and then drinks a little, then pours the rest on her. Show goes off air.

Answer 6

I am at the top of sports entertainment, this is my destiny

RKO then after the match he gives a punt to the head and ends her career instantly

can't be to hard to figure out who my favorite wrestler is

Answer 7

Kevin Thorn vs. Swimmer:

Part I: (Thorn) "My future is in fresh blood--in this case, yours will do, and I will be nourished for days with every last drop." (I improvised on what I think he would say)

Part II: (Swimmer) "Wrestling is fake, Thorn. I can kick your ***, and you know it." The fat cow runs down to the ring after Thorn says he will be drinking her blood for days, and begins to tease him and egg him to fight her. They begin fighting, and Swimmer gets the Original Sin and a Crucifix powerbomb for her troubles. While she is down, he stays true to his word and begins to drain her dry, thus ridding us of this horror known as Swimmer.

Answer 8

Swimmer: "Wrestling is fake, and you know it, I could kick your ___ any time".

HBK: "I guess, I guess u could come down here to see what you'll think of that real soon".

Swimmer: (running down to the arena) "There's nothing you could do to stop me, wrestling is FA..."

Jerry Lawler: "Oh my god SWEET CHIN MUSIC".

Hbk: Goes on top rope and hit's perfectly and start's beating swimmer up. While getting sledge hammer Orton comes into the ring, but is hit with the sledge hammer. HBK carries him on to the top rope, and as soon as the swimmer get's to his/her feet, Randy Orton is thrown of the top rope at him/her. and then HBK would do the DX taunt and leave.

Answer 9

My favorite wrestler, the rock, would say "damn! when did elephants learn to speak"

no moves would be necessary...swimmer running lol

Answer 10

okay well my fave wrestler triple hwould probaly say hey swimmer u love cocks then say suck it and do the crotch chop then she would say o yea ill kik ur a$$ and he would say you wanna do what to my a$$ then when she ran down he would simply kik her in the crtch and give her the pedigree then do the suck it crotch chop again