I worry sometimes about my money's soul. I want to make sure that my money's soul is saved so that it will go to Heaven with me. What would be the point in going to heaven if I had to eat at the buffet every day? I want that money so I can dine out in style once in Heaven, so please, tell me how can I Save my Money?
2007-10-10 11:24:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Personal Finance
Put your paychecks between the pages of your Bible for a week before you deposit them.
2007-10-10 11:27:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Put it above your death bed. Then, when you are floating up to Heaven, grab as you go by. But remember this, and be sure of which direction you are going to float......
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you."
After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.
Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer's wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash.
"Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."
2007-10-10 18:39:19 · answer #2 · answered by . 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
By giving it to me. :-) I will save your money's soul, don't you worry!
2007-10-10 22:22:21 · answer #3 · answered by Megs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought you were talking about your monkey at first!
Don't fret my pet...your money will be safe. It's got God's stamp on it, literally!
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2007-10-11 11:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What a joke question!
2007-10-10 18:40:59 · answer #5 · answered by r1setokaiba 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋