Coming from Spell Check:
"Because most American men concentrate on playing real sports. What's so hard playing Hockey? You skate around the ice do a few jumps,try to get the puck in a net. If you can't get it in you hit a player from the other team. Then a guy with a stripped shirt tells you because you were bad you get a time out. Now that's excitement. If you play really good you can win a cup.lol. In a real sport the players wear a cup."
Wow, someone please tell me he is kidding. There are so many things wrong with this I won't even start.
I gotta make this a question so... What's the funniest or Dumbest quote you have seen here in the hockey section or a hockey player say?
2007-10-10 10:59:58 · 24 answers · asked by Dave (Proud Flyers Fan) 4 in Sports ➔ Hockey
Seahawk, please stick to eating mozzarella sticks and answering pokemon and runescape questions since thats what you seem to like according to your profile. Your answer makes 0 sense.
2007-10-10 11:14:41 · update #1
Haha DC probably.
2007-10-10 11:15:07 · update #2
LOL 288, Yea cars doin 5000 laps in a circle sounds more intersting than "a guy in a striped shirt going to give you a timeout."
2007-10-10 11:18:35 · update #3
I think I lost a few brain cells reading that quote. That must've came from a NASCAR fan. His version of entertainment comes from watching a bunch of guys driving around an oval track 400 times.
2007-10-10 11:10:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
I'm new to Yahoo! Answers, but the hockey quote you put up must be up there. I mean, its not surprising. I guy obviously has never played hockey. And, I'm sure he is one of those guys that isn't really active at all. I'm sure he played high school football (American) back in his day, never was even close to being good enough to go to college and play it, and now he is a full-time know it all who makes many stupid comments about things he has no idea about! Really, I'm not that surprised by his comment at all.
But we should all take note, and learn to try not to comment about things we don't know anything about. People do that all the time about many things ... politics, religion, etc. We should all do a little research and/or gain some experience before we go shooting our mouths off .... and this world would be a much better place.
2007-10-10 11:23:09 · answer #2 · answered by Taylor - 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When Glenn Healy was talking about his IHL time he said " One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus" lol
Jeremy Roenick: " Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person" lol
And this one isnt hockey but the DUMBEST quote EVER was by a quartback in football casey printers when he signed with a new team: "like the wise man once said, kids get your popcorn ready; get your chips and cakes ready cause its time for some real football"
2007-10-10 14:30:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jim Schoenfeld vs. Don Koharski
On May 5th, 1988, the New Jersey Devils suffered a crushing 6-1 defeat in the conference finals at the hands of the Boston Bruins. Devils coach Jim Schoenfeld blamed the loss in part on the officiating of referee Don Koharski. Indeed, Schoenfeld offered Koharski a word of advice beneath Brendan Byrne Arena after the game. The advice? "Have another donut, you fat pig"
Best sports quote ever!!!
2007-10-10 20:23:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
One of the funniest I've ever heard, was Flyers goalie Ron Hextall being interviewed after a game where he scored a rare goal. Late in the game, he got control of the puck, fired from just past his crease, and the puck skidded into the corner of the opponent's empty net. After the game in the locker room, as the reporters gathered, he said, "Before you guys ask me anything, I want you to know that I was aiming for that corner".
2007-10-10 14:38:12 · answer #5 · answered by Mick E 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tie Domi, after fighting with Tim Hunter (then with Calgary, I believe), was quoted as yelling at Tim, stating, "You're the only guy I know who can smoke a cigar in the shower".
Then of course, there's the ever-lovable former Pens announcer, Mike Lange. He's in a league of his own with an arsenal of one-liners after Pens goals:
- Shave my face with a rusty razor
- Michael, Michael Motorcycle
- Scratch my back with a hacksaw
- He whipped him like a rented mule
- Get that dog off my lawn...
and.. in a game where the Pens tied the game to force OT on a goal by Ron Francis, "Get in the passing lane, Grandma! This bingo game's about to get underway!.
2007-10-10 11:32:51 · answer #6 · answered by MoltarRocks 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Dumbest was when I heard someone say that the refs had a conspiracy to knock out the Rangers against the Sabres. Yeah that's real smart, let's knock out the biggest market in the world, that'll help ratings!
Funniest thing ever: "I can't really hear, what Jeremy says because, I've got my two Stanley Cup rings, plug in my ear." --Patrick Roy
2007-10-10 11:16:21 · answer #7 · answered by JK Nation 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
LOL I'm famous!
Dumbest quote would have to be from the puck bunnies. Does Sidney Crosby have a gf?
Gordie Howe..Hockey players speak two languages..profanity and ( I forget).
2007-10-10 12:21:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
While, in addition to his prowess as a player, I can also appreciate his looks, I'm embarrassed for the girl who posted "Does Ales Kotalik have girlfriend? Who is she? I have to know!" Oh, do you? Don't make the rest of us without restraining orders look dumb.
Oh, and while I have no qualms with Detroit fans, there's Chiz and her incessant "Go Wings!" Makes me want to scoop out my intestines with a rusty fork.
2007-10-10 16:14:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When goalie Clint Malarchuck got a severe slash to his neck from another players skate he said later that he should/could have a zipper put in to carry his pencils and ruler in.
2007-10-10 12:13:15 · answer #10 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋