Thought you might get a laugh(or a cry) out of this!!
The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop
and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the
display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie
for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut
Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir...,"
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer and ...Oh! One of Ken's friends!
2007-10-10 10:59:15 · 16 answers · asked by Deenie 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
LOL - sad but too often true! Though in my case I got the bills and the kids. He got the electronics, the car and a new younger girlfriend! LOL
2007-10-10 11:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I had my bar divorce was always the topic of conversation among the beer swillers--ah the tales of woe. I always just left and let them have it all or at least what they walked in with I paid for the divorces, and the one that was 19+ I was stuck with over 10k in credit bills. The pickle squirts both ways. His only comment was -- you are leaving me without dependable transportation--well it was there all he had to do was a bit just a bit of preventive maintenance and all would have been fine. My car I worked for and it was in my name and I made the payments--not a fancy car just a car. Barbie must be the perfect model of the 'new woman' love 'em n leave 'em and profit from their mistake.
2007-10-10 12:35:03 · answer #2 · answered by lilabner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! Not usually true. Never true in my case but when I think Ken probably was a sneak and a cheat and Barbie deserves the whole shooting match.
2007-10-10 11:15:23 · answer #3 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is funny, but sad too. I remember when my folks divorced, my dad got the house, the business, and everything. That was over 20 years ago, but he's always had it a lot easier than mom has. I love them both though.
2007-10-10 11:22:09 · answer #4 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had a do-over:
Rather than marry, every ten or so years I would find a sexy lady that didn’t like me. I would just give her a new car, a new home and a bank account. The divorce attorneys could fend for themselves and I could save money.
2007-10-10 11:21:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good!. Hope there was not a subliminal message behind your post. Only kidding! But true in some cases, not all. My ex never paid a cent, until the girls grew up.
2007-10-10 12:36:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a woman who is very
rich. She was married 4 times
and got richer whenever the
husband died. Yes all 4 died.
She now has homes, apartments,new car,last husband's pickup, diamonds
and looking for a man!!!
Her looks are nothing to write home about.
2007-10-10 15:18:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The newest Barbie will be the Muslim Barbie. She has dark skin, beautiful jilbabs and abayas. I saw it on Yahoo news today.
Really!
2007-10-10 14:48:26 · answer #8 · answered by Ju ju 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!! Chuckles to you!
I wish my divorce worked out that way, but it didn't.
2007-10-10 11:19:48 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-10-10 15:37:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋