How many times a day do you mass?

Question

once a week? really?! oh my gosh----;P

i dont kiss and tell. :P

Answer 1

like a zillion billion i dunno i dont keep count , ily

Answer 2

Definitely every morning because I just assume that is the reason it is waiting for me, patiently standing there. And if I am bored and didn't get lucky, then *maybe* in the evenings too. But there's no definite habit there. And you, Kyle? ;)

EDIT: Exactly what do you kiss after massing, sweety? :P

Answer 3

Very good. The more innocent people are gunna assume it's to do with church or something, while the dirty bastards like me are gunna think it's something a little more private and a lot more fun... :)

(Not telling either way)

Answer 4

I am not afraid to tell I do about once or twice a day

Answer 5

Actually mass in the Catholic Church is daily.

This is today's mass From the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops:

Wednesday of the Twenty-seventh Week in Ordinary Time

Psalm: Wednesday 37
Reading 1
Responsorial Psalm
Gospel
Reading 1
Jon 4:1-11

Jonah was greatly displeased
and became angry that God did not carry out the evil
he threatened against Nineveh.
He prayed, “I beseech you, LORD,
is not this what I said while I was still in my own country?
This is why I fled at first to Tarshish.
I knew that you are a gracious and merciful God,
slow to anger, rich in clemency, loathe to punish.
And now, LORD, please take my life from me;
for it is better for me to die than to live.”
But the LORD asked, “Have you reason to be angry?”

Jonah then left the city for a place to the east of it,
where he built himself a hut and waited under it in the shade,
to see what would happen to the city.
And when the LORD God provided a gourd plant
that grew up over Jonah’s head,
giving shade that relieved him of any discomfort,
Jonah was very happy over the plant.
But the next morning at dawn
God sent a worm that attacked the plant,
so that it withered.
And when the sun arose, God sent a burning east wind;
and the sun beat upon Jonah’s head till he became faint.
Then Jonah asked for death, saying,
“I would be better off dead than alive.”

But God said to Jonah,
“Have you reason to be angry over the plant?”
“I have reason to be angry,” Jonah answered, “angry enough to die.”
Then the LORD said,
“You are concerned over the plant which cost you no labor
and which you did not raise;
it came up in one night and in one night it perished.
And should I not be concerned over Nineveh, the great city,
in which there are more than a hundred and twenty thousand persons
who cannot distinguish their right hand from their left,
not to mention the many cattle?”

Responsorial Psalm
Ps 86:3-4, 5-6, 9-10

R. (15) Lord, you are merciful and gracious.
Have mercy on me, O Lord,
for to you I call all the day.
Gladden the soul of your servant,
for to you, O Lord, I lift up my soul.
R. Lord, you are merciful and gracious.
For you, O Lord, are good and forgiving,
abounding in kindness to all who call upon you.
Hearken, O LORD, to my prayer
and attend to the sound of my pleading.
R. Lord, you are merciful and gracious.
All the nations you have made shall come
and worship you, O Lord,
and glorify your name.
For you are great, and you do wondrous deeds;
you alone are God.
R. Lord, you are merciful and gracious.

Gospel
Lk 11:1-4

Jesus was praying in a certain place, and when he had finished,
one of his disciples said to him,
“Lord, teach us to pray just as John taught his disciples.”
He said to them, “When you pray, say:

Father, hallowed be your name,
your Kingdom come.
Give us each day our daily bread
and forgive us our sins
for we ourselves forgive everyone in debt to us,
and do not subject us to the final test.”

Answer 6

None- My bf does it for me and most of the time if he wants to just "mass" as you said instead of having sex then I do it for him.

Answer 7

Good gravy, Kyle. Lately you have become a little horn-ball, huh?

I won't answer this question, as it's WAY to personal.

Answer 8

onces every sunday expet in the summer =p hey even god need a brake

Answer 9

If you mean masturbate, about once a week. More when I was younger and single.

Answer 10

Zero times ever.

Answer 11

Mass what? Masterbate?
Why can't you just type all of it out?