2007-10-10 09:01:53 · 17 answers · asked by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Vampires don't wear underwear! Everyone knows that, silly!
2007-10-10 09:04:44 · answer #1 · answered by Durga sings the classics 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
While it is true that vampires tend to go commando, there are actually reasons that most don't know about.
When bats come to too quick a stop, they get "skid marks"...having underwear would create a laundry problem.
Vampires in human form vant to suck blood frequently. Which causes frequent urination. Going commando eliminates a "potty" step.
After the great "Count Chocula" vs "Fruit of the loom" wars of fifteen years ago, vampires are no longer permitted by their credo to wear tighty whities. Violators are forced to drink Courtney Cox's blood.
Plus, come on, can you see Bela Lugosi in a pair of drooping silk boxers with hearts imprinted all over it? Me neither.
2007-10-10 16:33:25 · answer #2 · answered by Cheese 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Vampires don't wear underwear, silly !
2007-10-10 16:08:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG.....lmao........you just made my day! lool.
Vampires don't turn into bats, vampires are just human replica of bats....not that they themselves are associated with bats.
2007-10-10 16:05:35 · answer #4 · answered by Alexecution: Kickilution 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, their shoes fall off too.
2007-10-10 16:07:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We don't wear underware and our clothings are just an illusion lol. I think it desapears then appears againg with them underware they don't use it.
2007-10-11 13:14:03 · answer #6 · answered by Bonita C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen a bat wearing underpants?
Gawd, what a stupid question...:)
2007-10-10 16:06:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep. Then they have to wear pull ups.
2007-10-10 16:30:40 · answer #8 · answered by tercentenary98 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yuup! and you should see them when they switch back.! lol
usualy there is 1 question each day that makes me laugh. this is the one for today! :)
2007-10-11 00:50:03 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ cat furrever ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO,sorry again level 1 limited answers, stop it, your too much...........actually splitting my sides..
2007-10-10 16:06:41 · answer #10 · answered by JD 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋