Have you ever thought about it?

Question

Birds poo on cars all the time. Do you think it would be rude to climb a tree and poo in their nest?

Answer 1

No, but I thought about getting the paintball gun out a few times.

Answer 2

Well technically that wouldn't be the same thing unless you sleep on top of your car. They sleep in their nests.

But to answer your questions, no I've never thought about it, and yes it would be rude, not only to the birds, but to the neighborhood squirrels, stray cats, and all your neighbors.