I think to myself "I'm lucky I know kung-fu!"
I then round-house kick him in the face, and he falls back in to the clothes hamper and struggles to get out of it.
I laugh at his dismay and then start to think of something else I could do to torment this man.
So I walk into my room no get my handy dandy... NOTEBOOK! (so I can write all of my ideas down)
But to my surprise, when I return to the bathroom, he's gone.
So to cut the story short, I travel back in time to meet Albert Einstein and physically force him to give me an A-bomb.
He does.
And I travel back to the present and set the A-bomb to explode.
...Forgetting that it would kill me too.
Right before it's detonated, the killer appears before me, and smiles as if he had gotten his way or something.
The A-bomb explodes.
The killer dies.
I die.
Then I wake up from my sleep and find myself having to urinate... I do so and all is well.
=)
2007-10-10 07:40:43
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answered by |m|(>.<)|m| MeganManic 3
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To go find you, Jenari, and ask you to quit writing
so many suddenly woke up from my sleep scenarios.
You have a future as a screen-writer for horror movies.
I would definitely like to see the above depiction on the big screen in the near future. I have to star your efforts..bravo!!
Thanks, for making my day. You are a brilliant talent with
a phenomenal career ahead of you. Peace and happiness.
2007-10-10 06:53:43
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answered by sylvester m 5
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im either gunna die, or the man is my dad come back to life because he is still pissed i buried his body in epping forrest, and the fact i hit him with a axe while he was in the bathroom washing his face, and then shot him with a shotgun, might not make it any better, so i would be dreaming that i am him experiencing what i done to him, but as im shaving i remember that and feel the cold steel on my head then i get shot, i would realise its not him as he is dead, its my evil brother that i never knew about, this is a true story and believe that ghosts can type
2007-10-10 06:46:45
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answered by Anonymous
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I really gotta get help for this paranoia. It's driving me crazy!
Either that, or I'd turn and see who was pulling those pranks with the axe and shotgun. He's out of breath from all that running back and forth with weapons.
2007-10-10 06:44:25
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answered by Serena 7
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Do one of those 360 spins ninjas (and Kip from Napoleon Dynamite) do to trip people. Or turn around quick and act quicker.
2007-10-10 06:40:55
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answered by denimcap 4
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I'd tell my wife to grab me some coffee after she recovers from her 3 mile morning run.... Oh, and did you pack the axe and shotgun for our hunting/camping trip this weekend?
2007-10-10 06:46:31
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answered by Bryon D 2
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2016-10-20 06:26:12
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answered by Anonymous
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oh good grief why does everyone want to kill me? i'd then turn round and give "mr heavy breather" a piece of my mind, and not to get any blood on my new bathroom mats!
2007-10-10 07:00:44
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answered by cowboy_style 4
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If I had a bathroom that was big enough to fit two people, I'd KNOW I was dreaming.
2007-10-10 06:42:34
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answered by Sandy Sandals 7
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Well there is a theory that when you dream all the characters are you. So it sounds like this person is fearful in a situation they happen to be in, of self destruction.
2007-10-10 06:43:41
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