Besides sex how else can you use one.
2007-10-10 05:57:17 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
try popping them on a car exhaust pipe
or if short of food - sashimi
2007-10-10 22:15:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right, here's what you do:
Grab a big baking tray from the kitchen.
Put it in the bath.
Fill up a condom with water over it and tie it off when its nice and full.
Carry the condom on the baking tray to someone's bed (not your own).
Very carefully roll it off the tray onto the bed.
There is NO WAY that they are getting that thing off of there without soaking everything! Mwaaa ha ha ha ha ha!
2007-10-10 06:08:55 · answer #2 · answered by Flank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you ever want to dress as a dirty old man for halloween, get a condom, roll it over a tampon, wet the tampon til it's full but not soggy. hang it out the front of your unzipped trousers. It looks just like a penis. A lot of male dancers use this trick to enhance themselves.
2007-10-10 06:05:44 · answer #3 · answered by tequilanikki 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Apparently if you put it in the microwave for a while it will stretch enough so it will fit over a phone box.
When they make them they get these large metal gloves and dip them in liquid latex. Then when they are dry they are pulled off.
2007-10-10 06:45:44 · answer #4 · answered by ipodfloppy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I carry spare change in a rough rider condom. It always brings a smile to the clerk's faces when I whip that thing out to get their exact change.
2007-10-10 06:00:56 · answer #5 · answered by FooFoo says dis ees boolsheet! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I cover the barrell of my rifle when I go into the jungle. It keeps the water from getting in there. You need to keep it all dry in case of a firefight. ( I have watched too many movies)
2007-10-10 06:03:56 · answer #6 · answered by Two Dogs Trucking 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Butchers used to use them at the meat shop I worked at. When they had a cut on their finger they would bandage it and cover it with a non-lubricant condom to keep raw juices out of it.
In Vietnam soldiers used them to keep the ends of their rifles dry.
2007-10-10 06:01:47 · answer #7 · answered by spidertiger440 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Condom water balloons are awesome, a little slippery, though!
2007-10-10 06:02:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Balloons!
2007-10-10 06:00:24 · answer #9 · answered by Ruby V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. Once we had a party where I worked and we blew them up like balloons to decorate. It was pretty funny. (We used rubber gloves, too. It all looked weird, but fun.)
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2007-10-10 06:03:15 · answer #10 · answered by MJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋