Sorry - I couldn't find any "Dictionary of Manliness", but I did find this:
The Alphabet of Manliness:
"Maddox announced the book on February 22, 2005, and announced its title to a subscribed mailing list on October 18, 2005. It was officially completed on January 19, 2006, as announced on Maddox's website. The book first appeared in Barnes and Noble bookstores during May 2006 and the book arrived to those who pre-ordered it on June 1, 2006. The book debuted at #4 on the New York Times Best Seller list for Hardcover Advice/Other, and eventually attained #2. The book was published by Kensington in the United States and was published by Penguin in the UK.
The book is dedicated to Maddox himself: "To the love of my life, my soul mate, and the greatest person in the world: Me." Excluding the foreword, acknowledgments, and an illustrator index, the book is 204 pages in length."
"This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because it's about to be rocked off--permanently.
Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: THE ALPHABET OF MANLINESS. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. HereÆs a small sample of the ***-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:
-- People getting drop-kicked in the face
-- Phallic aggression
-- Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive
-- Garish disregard for the well-being of children
-- Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures
-- **** jokes
-- Intimidating rhetoric
-- Obscure penile references
-- Tit punching
-- The triumph of flannel over good taste
This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged son of a ***** out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to buy a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted, or busting balls."
Free? Well, unless your library carries it (or can request it), there's no way to get it free. It'll cost you $10.44 at the 2nd site below (presuming this IS the book you mean.)
2007-10-10 05:42:53
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