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I have a theory about Politicians:
A person with integrity, honesty, intelligence will run for office.
They get elected. After the election they are taken into the back room to take "The Oath of Office"
While they are in the back room they have their brains sucked out!

2007-10-10 04:59:08 · 11 answers · asked by Gary G 2 in Politics & Government Elections

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LOL. You have a point there. I guess that's why Colin Powell has no desire to run.

2007-10-10 05:18:05 · answer #1 · answered by The Hell With This Constitution 7 · 2 0

LOL! That's funny but there is more apparent truth to this than fiction! I don't thing there is any such thing as an honest politician unless he's dead. Any who were honest generally get killed because they won't cow-tow to the establishment and the law-breakers! When was the last time a politician had a 90% approval rating? Now that would be something worth looking into.

2007-10-10 05:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by Mindbender 4 · 2 0

They are all aliens. Look at the main male hairdo in washington - some goofy side part and a flip over. Nobody else has this hairdo. It's weird. It's bizarre. And listening to most of them talk shows you they have an average grasp of the english language. The only conclusion is that they are all aliens from another planet. GO HOME ET!!!!!!

2007-10-10 06:17:50 · answer #3 · answered by thinking-guru 4 · 1 0

hahahaha what a joke.. well, there is one politician I trust and that is Ron Paul. He's been a politician for many years and anyone can see he is not corrupt in any way. Can you imagine, having a president that you could believe? That would be weird!

2007-10-10 05:36:27 · answer #4 · answered by whoever 2 · 1 0

A good way to put it.
Evern notice, they're called poiliticians, not statesman.
A statesman thinks about the next generation and doing what's right, a politician thinks of the next election and doing what's expedient.

2007-10-10 05:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by TedEx 7 · 2 1

NO, they are out to feather their own nest.
As soon as they get elected they start campaigning for the next election.

2007-10-10 05:10:22 · answer #6 · answered by lonetraveler 5 · 2 0

Sheeple.

2007-10-10 05:07:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sure, I trust politicians as much as I trust used car salesmen...excuse me, that should read "pre-owned car salesmen."
And many voters have lobotomies before they cast their votes...

2007-10-10 05:07:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Only liberals.

2007-10-11 21:25:29 · answer #9 · answered by Elizabeth J 5 · 0 0

NO, politicians/lawyers = LMFAO

2007-10-10 05:14:02 · answer #10 · answered by ~Celtic~Saltire~ 5 · 1 0

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