as an Englishman who owns many major US based companies i feel i must ask this.
Most of the Americans that i own are lovely hard working people, but many are ungrateful.I have recently installed better bunkbeds to their huts and they are now complaining about food.Does anyone else have the same problems?
2007-10-10 03:20:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Perhaps if you stepped down from your position as head of your imaginary US based companies then they may be greatful. LOL
2007-10-10 03:29:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I know, right. I own a few Englishmen and can honestly say that it gets old. They barely work, and when they're not working, they're sipping tea and eating crumpets. Even recently, they've been asking for the BBC channel inside their "flats". I keep smacking them around with a 2 by 4, but all they do is cry and complain. I find them to be annoying little "buggers". My advice to you is to do what I do, use a cattle prattler.
2007-10-10 05:36:55 · answer #2 · answered by Emperor Penguin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whatever troll. Quit making up stories. First, you DO NOT own any Americans. Since many Americans are from European descent, we must get any ungratefulness we may display from the Englishmen like you. There are not any huts by the way!
If you don't like what an American says, it is because we don't take any sh*t from anyone.
2007-10-10 03:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by Workcompguru31 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Rumour has it Sid, that some Americans like hamburgers.....and lots of them. Just a thought, mind you porridge is cheap and it should fuel your workers, that way you can get more work out of them and a juicer profit at little extra cost.
2007-10-10 04:55:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe they don't like the fact that you smell like a hot Arab sewer after a full week of 100 degree weather.
2007-10-10 03:49:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have an unnatural interest in Americans and beds!What is the cost for male hookers and you really don't own them you rent them
2007-10-10 03:29:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Have you tried torture?
The Americans i own respond well to it.
2007-10-12 02:15:44 · answer #7 · answered by godhonesttruth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Sid. Easily solved. Instead of just the one, give them a choice between dog and cat food.
2007-10-10 03:29:45 · answer #8 · answered by LEONARD W 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I appreciate any scrap of food from your table Mr. Scrooge.
2007-10-10 03:35:09 · answer #9 · answered by Zardoz 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not you again, you must be fecking rich with all these pretend company`s :-)
2007-10-10 07:00:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋