so r u cooler on line?

I work down at The Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm five foot three and overweight
I'm a sci: fi fanatic, mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
But there's a whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go check out Myspace.

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati, I'm a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time.

I'm so much cooler online
I'm so much cooler online.

I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time
I've ever been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

But online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein
I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time.

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online.

When you've got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and lose a bunch of weight
Every time I log in.

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time.

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online.

yes

love that song

2007-10-10 03:18:50 · answer #1 · answered by Gator Girl 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋

I am definitely cooler in person ... not always easy to express your true self via computer!

That being said ... I also LOVE LOVE LOVE this song! lol How completely hysterical is Brad Paisley? I don't know if people will ever really appreciate how incredibly smart, "with it" and talented this guy is. He has written so many songs that "hit the nail right on the head" ... and this is definitely one of them! Whenever it comes on my son and I turn it up and sing out loud! =) Alcohol and Celebrity are 2 other awesome examples of his song writing talent!

"I can have a three way chat ...with 2 women at one time ... I'm so much cooler on line ... "

lol

Peace to you!!

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2007-10-10 03:23:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋

well i think it is easier to give good advise on line and if that makes me a geek then i'm much cooler in person lol God Bless

2007-10-10 03:15:15 · answer #3 · answered by val28516 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋

I'm pretty cool all the time, Honestly? I'm not as cool on line as most of y'all because I'm still a Cyberbaby...baby!

2007-10-10 03:25:49 · answer #4 · answered by ♥LaVitaLoca! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Yep and I have cooler clothes too.

2007-10-10 03:15:26 · answer #5 · answered by AthenaSymone 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋

all the time but like to stay firm and let people face the hard truth answer on line.

2007-10-10 03:18:24 · answer #6 · answered by firewall 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

I just went 5 months with out the internet and I tell you what im still to cool for you!

2007-10-10 03:15:44 · answer #7 · answered by kuel_lady_di 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋

think im cooler in person

2007-10-10 03:14:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

well depends who im talking to, if im talking to a nerd then i'll act all nerdy to piss them off but if im just talking to my friends then i'll act cooler than i would in person.
But overall im just a nice person =].
Don't need to be cool to make life better.
Everyone's cool in a way i guess.
But to answer your question, overall YES i do act cooler online.
Normally i dont act like 'cool', i just act normal.

2007-10-10 03:16:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋

nope i do not show my real real self online i am way cooler in person

2007-10-10 03:14:30 · answer #10 · answered by Yanni 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

so r u cooler on line?

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