How do I become more cool?

Question

I have been watching reruns of Happy Days and taking notes from the Fonz - who I thought was cool. Saying "Eyyyyy" all the time just seems to irritate people and now everyone calls me gaylord for setting up my office in the mens toilet (hard to know where to look really). Also, thumping things and clicking your fingers doesn't make things work better in real life - something I discovered after punching out my bosses secretary. I need a new strategy to increase my cool. I thank you in advance for the many hours of your precious time that this perplexing problem will inevitably consume.

Answer 1

Actually, K-MAC, it's sad to say that your probably a lost cause. That massive sized cranium of yours isn't just going to go away without major reconstructive surgery, and most women aren't attracted to anything that's over-sized, unless it's a DONGER (better now?)... and you're lacking in that department as well. Although you can create the illusion that your 'packing some heat' by using socks and rolls of quarters, and if you're lucky you'll find a woman who is willing to overlook the fact that you live in your parent's basement.

Answer 2

Drop the Happy Days thing and you should be fine.

Answer 3

Once you've taken a few girls up the Cunninghams you will be classed as cool my friend.

Answer 4

get a life fool

Answer 5

Man, just jump into the freezer......

Answer 6

Dude... you cannot get any cooler.
You are the god of coolness.

Answer 7

eyyyyy

Answer 8

start smoking cigarettes