I really want to redo my house, but I don't have the cash. I saw that show "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" and they build you a completely new homestead for free... the only stipulation is that you have to be termanally ill or a do-gooder. I'm most definitely not the latter.
I'm really looking forward to my all expenses paid trip to Disney World while they do the construction.
So what should I pretend to have?
2007-10-10 02:21:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I've always thought cancer was a great illness to fake.
I do it all the time for small things and sex.
2007-10-10 02:46:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lupus .. Seriously. My mom has it ....
I was watching a documentry on AIDS and a lot of the symptoms and stuff is sooo close to lupus its terryfing. Although my mom doesn't have AIDS Lupus is just as bad. Its hard to diagnose and most people who have it look okay and can have a somewhat normal life
I'm pretty much ****** into finding out I have developed it eventually I'm just waiting patiently for an organ to fail
2007-10-10 09:35:45 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Holly Cookie Starr™♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know you're joking. . .but still!! That's not something to joke about. All the families who have received help through the show would trade places with you in a heartbeat and give up their new houses too if it meant being free of the disease(s) and problems that got them on the show in the first place.
2007-10-10 09:28:27 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ тнє σяιgιиαℓ gιяℓfяι∂αу ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell them you have Yahoo Answers Syndrome. At least you'll be telling the truth and there is good evidence that your condition is terminal.
Cirrhosis of the liver due to your alcoholism is another honest answer. Who would have thought that being a booze hound would pay off one day?
2007-10-10 09:29:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
You warm the cockles of my heart... lets go with a really bad cold that may or may not be the dreaded Boa Boa disease... can ya pull it off? If you need me to I can pretend to be your doctor, but I wanna go to DinesyWorld with ya... K
2007-10-10 11:21:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why don't you take a minute to think about kids with life threatening illnesses before you ask such a stupid question. they would much rather have a cure than a makeover.
2007-10-10 09:40:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
a Brain Cloud
damn it someone beat me to the Joe vs the Volcano reference. Well played
2007-10-10 09:28:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
how abouts a nice healthy serving of anthrax induced asbestos poisoning ,perhaps with a small side of bird flu? ...hold the carbon monoxide poisoning,please.
2007-10-10 14:11:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is not nice to do and how rude of you to use a fake disability. All the ppl who need it wouldn't get it if ppl like you applied and got it. I worked one yr @ camp Barnabas as a counselor and it was fun and I love the new stuff that they did to it.
2007-10-10 09:25:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha, I think your husband died in a tornado. and you have 8 kids between the ages of 2-10. one who can't walk another who is in a bubble.
2007-10-10 09:26:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 2⤋