How do Americans feel about being lied to?

Question

as an Englishman who owns many major US based companies I feel I am in a position to ask this.
The Americans that I own are often confused and feel they are being lied to by their own government In recent wars including Iraq, US soldiers have been branded the worst army for their terrible record of shooting friend and not foe.
I have a theory on this which could blow into a major scandal for the US governemnt .It is as follows
The US governemnt needs to keep the expenditure on weapons to a minimum, so i believe the US are purchasing their guns and rifles from ex fairground owners.The guns that were previously used by fairgrounds to win a prize.The thing which the US governement have not taken into account is that these fairground owners have bent the barrells of the guns and rifles to prevent prizes being won on a regular basis.These guns are then given to US soldiers who therefore have difficulty aiming at the right thing.
As you can see it all is starting to make sense

Answer 1

If you continue to have these delusions, perhaps you should seek professional help

Answer 2

I don't think so, put yourself in there shoes, if you were surrounded by Americans wouldn't you want to shoot every thing that moved?
Hi Syd!
Hi Rock!

Answer 3

Will someone get this man on a ballot so he can "own" more americans

Answer 4

Do these guns shoot corks? Is that what one of your US companies sell? Maybe you can find another place to stick them.

Answer 5

That would make great political cartoon, but highly unlikely. Commanders would raise holly hell, because they be afraid of misfire.

Answer 6

LOL good point. maybe if we give them real guns they'll stop shooting the allies