Keep Taking the Medicine
Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.
Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?
Patient: I sure did - the bottle said 'keep tightly closed.'
What Vision
Amy to X-ray technician after swallowing some money: 'Do you see any change in me?'
Quick Diagnosis
Nurse: 'Doctor, Doctor the man you've just treated collapsed on the front step. What should I do?'
Doctor: 'Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!'
Eating Disorder
A mother complained to her doctor about her daughter's strange eating habits. 'All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?'
'Eventually,' said the Doctor, 'she will rise and shine.'
2007-10-09 23:04:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny lol
2007-10-09 23:06:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-10-10 07:29:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barrum Pish!
2007-10-10 06:08:31 · answer #3 · answered by frankzhere 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good ones
2007-10-10 06:07:16 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - eating disorder lol
2007-10-10 08:11:07 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good, but the Eating Disorder is hitting the spot: Rating: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
2007-10-10 06:09:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha the eating disorder made me burst out laughing. lol
2007-10-10 06:12:07 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did not think there were any more good doctor jokes left.
2007-10-10 06:30:00 · answer #8 · answered by The Rugby Player 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good
2007-10-10 06:07:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked those they are good.
2007-10-10 06:45:06 · answer #10 · answered by KT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋