Would you pick something up with your butt that you'd pick up with your hand, like food or something?
2007-10-09 22:31:33 · 6 answers · asked by zpk 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is this feat for some Guinness records ?
2007-10-09 22:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three men were robbing a bank, and they were shot and killed. God came down and said, "I will give your lives back if you can pull off one more caper. I'll give you all 20 more minutes of life right now to go to the supermarket down the street, steal three pieces of fruit apiece, and bring them back here for further instructions"
The first guy comes back with 3 grapes. God says, "If you can put all 3 grapes in your butt while keeping a straight face, I will give you your life back. If not, I will send you straight to hell, no handbasket required."
He starts to stick the grapes into his butt, but when he gets to the third one, he grimaces slightly. BOOM! With a clap of thunder, and a bolt of lightning, he is sent straight to hell without delay.
The second guy has three apples. With no small effort, he manages to get the first two in without slipping. But as he picks up the third one, he starts laughing hysterically.
So God says, "You couldn't keep a straight face, so now it's your turn to go to hell. But I can't help but ask, why in the world were you laughing like that?"
He says "Because Billy is on his way back with three watermelons!"
2007-10-09 22:38:46 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Quit flooding YA with this stupid and offensive question!
2007-10-09 22:40:32 · answer #3 · answered by DaveNCUSA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's gross no
2007-10-09 22:40:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats nasty no
2007-10-09 22:37:56 · answer #5 · answered by coookies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwww..........of course not!!!!!!!!
2007-10-10 00:24:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋