dog: your name is 'pido'. you love your master, but his wife often scolds you for bringing mud into the house. It was fun in the house when the kids were there but now they have grown up and moved away. No one seem to have time to play with you anymore. Also you seem to be so losing your sense of smell and can't run as fast as you did. You're only 12 years old.
2007-10-09 21:41:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
Dear owners,
I have been a good dog, although I am getting older now. I know the kids are gone but I still enjoy the occasional romp out doors. I know I some times get muddy and make Mom mad. I just want to have some fun every now and then. Just be patient with me. I know I am 12 years old in your years but I really feel old most of the time. I will try to do better, it is just in my nature to please you.
If you could just rub my belly and ears more that would be great.
Love,
Pido
2007-10-09 21:51:14 · answer #1 · answered by miss_nashville_2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear master, this is Pido. I know it must be weird receiving a letter from your Canine companion; however that aside, I've got a few questions.
First off:
Why the bloody heck did you name me Pido? How lame.
Second:
Your wife's mean T_T
Third:
Spend some more friggin` time with me, ya prick.
Sincerely Yours,
Pido.
2007-10-09 21:56:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dear Master,
Happy Christmas.
Do you realize that you are neglecting me in my old age,just in the same way you humans treat your own relatives ?You humans are an ungrateful lot.First, you should tell your wife not to scold me for petty things like sum mud that comes with me. I never bring it. It comes on its own as it loves me.You have ,perhaps forgotten how I have raised your kids with my antics and tantrum and false idiotic behavior. I sincerely wish that your wife attains some wisdom and treats me with more respect and love.
2007-10-09 22:16:07 · answer #3 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sir: my name is pido and my time has come to be done. my work here on earth over and I go to a far far better place to prepare a spot for my master. I will circle and circle for in the blink of an eye my master will arrive to curl up in my bed. he does not like how the wife has treated me so we will not let her in.
2007-10-09 21:48:03 · answer #4 · answered by lilygateau 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
please get me a puppy to play with
2007-10-09 22:16:52 · answer #5 · answered by cheri h 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋