A businessman had to stay a few nights in London on business.
The first night passed and he was feeling pretty bored and a bit horny.
The next day, after work, he took a walk down Oxford Street.
He passed a phone box plastered with cards offering 'Visiting Call Girl services'
he quickly went back to his hotel, almost ran up to his room, sat on his bed and dialled the number.
a sexy female voice answered..... "can I help you, Sir"
"Ohh yes please" He said " I want to start by tieing you up...I want some bondage and domination........I want to spank your bum, then I want to finish off with a '69'"
"well sir, that all sounds very nice................ but you might want to dial '9' first, to get an outside line"
2007-10-09 20:43:50 · 11 answers · asked by Vinni and beer 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke.
* for u.
2007-10-09 21:45:10 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some of the old one are really the best ones have a star
2007-10-09 22:15:32 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Brilliant.
2007-10-09 21:00:03 · answer #3 · answered by Barry K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohh,indeed a nice one..
2007-10-09 20:49:01 · answer #4 · answered by **Backstreet fan** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I own a BMW love to have sex looking for someone special
2015-12-06 06:50:19 · answer #5 · answered by Matthew 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-10-09 20:47:54 · answer #6 · answered by k² 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another oldie, but a goodie
2007-10-09 20:47:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is there a man in the wardrobe in the first place!!xx
2016-05-20 22:09:57 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG..LOL,lol,lol.10/10.
The girl on the phone was the reception girl...........yes?.
That was brilliant.
I wonder what he did or say after that?.
2007-10-09 20:53:11 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-09 23:34:56 · answer #10 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋