Hi, I'm a Syrian citizen trying to get in to Israel?

Question

Hi, I'm a Muslim Syrian citizen and I'd like to visit Tel Aviv, but it's difficult for me to get in to Israel. How would I go about visiting, and moving large cargo in to Tel Aviv? I need to rent a car and drive in to the city -- hopefully a car with a lot of trunk space. A van or an SUV would be better, but in my country people are poor. I thought about it being a one-way trip, but I decided that I'd like to go back to Syria after I'm done visiting. I won't be driving the car back because I have to drop it off, so is there a shuttle service that can take me back to Syria -- perhaps a train or a bus? A taxi would be too expensive.

Also, where are good party places in Tel Aviv where a lot of the locals hang out? I like crowded concentrated places. I'm a party animal. Is there parking nearby?

Thanks, and God bless you all.

Answer 1

LOL.

If people didn't get the joke by the end, the "God bless" part should give it away :)

Answer 2

"moving large cargo in to Tel Aviv?"

"drive in to the city -- hopefully a car with a lot of trunk space"

"I thought about it being a one-way trip,"

"I won't be driving the car back "

"where are good party places in Tel Aviv where a lot of the locals hang out? I like crowded concentrated places"

Answer 3

What sort of cargo do you intend to "drop off" in Tel Aviv ??? You can take a bus from Damascus to Amman, Jordan and then another bus to Tel Aviv and then return the same way . . . The service from Jordan is regular but, I'm quite sure that you'd have to leave your "cargo" at your mother's house in Syria and remind the neighbor's not to smoke near it or try to shake it or drop it hard . . . .
One way ????
May your 72 virgins be old and ugly . . .

Answer 4

Not all that funny.....