2007-10-09 20:16:39 · 11 answers · asked by Pull My Finger 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ive been studying the numerology on Yahoo Answers and have discovered this shocking fact!
YAHOO ANSWERS= 7+1+8+6+6+1+5+1+5+5+9+1=55
55 is the age of my Mother!
28 (yahoo) + 27 (answers)= 756
7+6+5= 18
1+8=9
I was 9 years old once!! (So was my Mother!!!!!) We both really enjoyed Jelly Beans back then....
Jeremiah 25:18 is on page 756 of the NKJ version- It reads "JerUSAlem and the other cities of Judah, its kings and its princes, to make them a desolation, an astonishment, a hissing, and a curse, as it is this day."
The word Jerusalem contains the letters USA, which may be the source of Yahoo!
USA= 3+1+1=5
5 is the number of times Ive jerked off this evening!!!
5+55+9+756=828
8+2+8=18
1+8=9 again!
The very age that both I and my Mother were once as children!
9 inverted is 6 and multiplied by the number of inteligent Christians Ive seen in Answers (3) could be interpreted 2 ways 6+6+6=18=9 or 666
It is therefore my conclusion that George Bush is at the center of an illegal Jelly Bean smuggling operation which funds Yahoo and is headed by none other than Satan himself!
Yes, repent ye all or be forever trapped in the hell that is late night Yahoo Answers!!!!!!!!
2007-10-10 03:53:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh Lawd. Pop a sleeping pill and get some zzzzz's.
2007-10-10 03:20:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nooo....it's the Yahoo Fairy. She was summoned by corporate greed and draws power from catchy website design.
2007-10-10 03:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by Miribile 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but apparently god thinks I will sleep enough when I die, why else would I have crazy insomnia?
2007-10-10 03:20:42 · answer #4 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so its your choice to stay up all night and ask questions and give answers
2007-10-10 03:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is your own demon inside of you. Has nothing to do with Satan
2007-10-10 03:19:15 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have that exact same problem. I believe the Devil make me do it.
2007-10-10 03:25:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. You're just feeding your curiosity.
God Bless.
2007-10-10 03:22:01 · answer #8 · answered by nostradamus 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Perhaps. That jerk must have me hooked too.
2007-10-10 12:50:13 · answer #9 · answered by nflhandicapper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. no.. its probably boredom.
2007-10-10 03:26:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋