Anything strange /annoying, humiliating,or whatever,.. happen to you or family or friends, in a :?

Question

Ice cream parlor, a restaurant, a hair cutting place, a quiki mart, a gas station,a casino,a hotel, a spa, a house you were visiting?, and whatever else you can add....share!

thanks!

Answer 1

i've had one or two minor embarrassments whilst out in public places, but my sister and her husband had a far more embarrassing time when they were out shopping at their local supermarket a few years ago. at the time their son was only about 2 years old. my sister, her husband and their little boy were all waiting in the queue at the checkout when their son announced to the whole store, at the top of his voice, that 'mummy has a brown front bottom, but daddy has a tail like me' ! lol.

Answer 2

I was exiting a department store through the revolving door rather than the series of glass double doors. The glass of the revolving door was damn squeaky clean that when I thought it was time to exit onto the street, I hit another pane of glass! Thats not it! There were people entering the store using the revolving door and this caused the door to continue revolving with me stuck firmly against the pane of glass leaving a long trail of red lipstick I was whipped out onto the street. When I almost collapsed on the street with my bags , a bit disoriented and embarrassed...the crowd that was standing there waiting for the light to change to cross Lexington Avenue, erupted into peals of laughter!!! I rushed back to my office and it was only there when I looked in the mirror did I see a trail of lipstick extend from my lips to my right ear. All I could do was laugh, then I called my friends and shared the experience with them and although they werent there they never let me live it down!

Answer 3

One night, my mother and I were having dinner at the local steak house when, unbeknown to me, she started to choke on a piece of cucumber. Not the type that brings on coughing, but Heimlich maneuver necessary choking. I was cutting my salad and didn't notice her distress, and she's too much a lady to pound the table to draw attention.

Anyway, thinking she could wash it down with a drink of coffee, she activated the gag reflex and threw up all over the table. I looked at her, and said, "Mother, did you just throw up?" We started laughing, and practically ran from that restaurant. We've never returned.

Another time, my niece and I were out shopping and found ourselves in the larger women's dress department . Keep in mind that we were teenagers, and not very polite ones at that.

We were amusing ourselves with the bras and panties when I picked up an unbelievably large pair, the likes of which I had never seen. Thinking my niece was behind me, I stretched them out to their full size, and while turning around, said, "These ought to fit you!" Standing directly behind me was a woman whom these panties would have fit. I was mortified.

Perhaps the worst was when my son, then three, was upset with me for not allowing him to play with his Happy Meal toy before he finished his meal. Knowing how embarrassed I was that he refused to poop in the potty--and was still in diapers-- he boldly stood up and announced to the restaurant patrons, "Hey everybody! I'm three years old and I still s**t my pants!"

I thought I would die! He knew exactly how to upset me in public, all because of a Happy Meal toy. Needless to say, he received his first (and only) spanking that day.

The crowd loved his announcement, however, and everyone erupted into gales of laughter.