A mother and daughter were riding in a cab though New York City daughter noticed some scantily clad women loitering on a street "Mommy," the little girl asked, "what are all those ladies doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to come home from work." the mother answered.
"C'mon lady, they're hookers!" retorted the cab driver.
After a stunned silence, the daughter asked, "Mommy, do hookers have children?"
"Of course," the mother replied, "where do you think cabbies come from?"
2007-10-09 19:22:03 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahaaaaaa Very funny - loved it!!
2007-10-10 05:53:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one...here's 1 for you..
Lemon Squeeze
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon
entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have
sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad,
passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons
into a glass and then drink the juice."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."
2007-10-10 04:46:50 · answer #2 · answered by daniel*wm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny very Funny have a star
2007-10-10 05:24:08 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pure genius pmsl 10/10
2007-10-10 05:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice! the cabbie got what he deserved haha!
2007-10-10 02:30:50 · answer #5 · answered by malen316 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XAieZBFQbSU
2007-10-10 08:35:10 · answer #6 · answered by ღ_Chrome_ღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little funny.
2007-10-10 02:34:12 · answer #7 · answered by Sophia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-10-10 03:20:22 · answer #8 · answered by Chrissie F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want a witty wife like that!
2007-10-10 02:40:22 · answer #9 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-10-10 02:37:46 · answer #10 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋