Things You Should NEVER Say To A Naked Guy!!!?

Question

1.
I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2.
Ahh, it's cute.
3.
Who circumcised you?
4.
Why don't we just cuddle?
5.
You know they have surgery to fix that.
6.
It's more fun to look at.
7.
Make it dance.
8.
You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9.
Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10.
It looks like a night crawler.
11.
Wow, and your feet are so big.
12.
My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13.
It's ok, we'll work around it.
14.
Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15.
Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16.
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17.
Oh no, a flash headache.
18.
(giggle and point) 19.
Can I be honest with you?
20.
My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21.
Let me go get my tweezers.
22.
How sweet, you brought incense.
23.
This explains your car.
24.
You must be a growing boy.
25.
Maybe if we water it, it'll grow
26.
Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27.
Are you one of those pygmies?

28.
Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29.
Every heard of clearasil?
30.
All right, a treasure hunt"
31.
I didn't know they came that small.
32.
Why is God punishing you?
33.
At least this won't take long.
34.
I never saw one like that before.
35.
What do you call this?
36.
But it still works, right?
37.
Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38.
It looks so unused.
39.
Do you take steroids?
40.
I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42.
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43.
Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44.
Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45.
Aww, it's hiding.
46.
Are you cold?
47.
If you get me real drunk first.
48.
Is that an optical illusion?
49.
What is that?
50.
I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51.
Were you neutered?
52.
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53.
Does it come with an air pump?

54.
So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55.
Where are the puppet strings?
56.
Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57.
Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58.
Never mind, why bother.
59.
Is that a second belly button?
60.
Where's the rest of it?

Answer 1

Wow, you really went to the trouble to compile a list. You must have met some really sad guys.

My favs:

36. But it still works, right?
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

Answer 2

8.
You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
7.
Make it dance.
24.
You must be a growing boy.
16.
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
13.
It's ok, we'll work around it.

Answer 3

wht the ... F*^k

there r 60 things should never say 2 a guy.. n there is nothin left to say!! just zip ur mouth n bend over lol

Answer 4

Hey that looks like a peni$ only smaller.
Are you that cold.

Answer 5

Hahahaha, Because of you I am laughing like hell, and my co-workers are looking me with suspicion...Very nice one...

Answer 6

"Hey, did you get a magnifying glass and tweezers with that?"