If anyone's had the chance to catch a Mr. Micah Armstrong (originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami but left because they were hypocrites) on their campus, then I'm sure you've come to one conclusion.......apparently you're going to hell.
Reasons include:
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde
Being Fat
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
2007-10-09 17:58:48 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future
Don't Worry. Hell is Going to be a Party. Based on Micah’s prediction Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Martin Luther King are already there.
The only one not there will be Micah.
TAKE THAT RELIGION FREAKS! YOUR LIFE WAS IN VAIN!
2007-10-09 17:59:27 · update #1
Thank God that hell is only an imaginary place! lol
2007-10-09 18:20:23 · answer #1 · answered by xanadu88 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This sounds like hell to me if I believed in it. Living on this Planet which is the insane asylum of the universe. I believe this is the only hell we will ever experience. We create our own hell down here by not obeying the laws of nature. We were born with a lower nature which we fight at all times. By this whole list of dos and don'ts you must know that some of these are against human nature and carry some consequences. Sounds like I remember hearing the same thing from some of the preachers
I ignorantly listened to for 15
years. Now that's what I call hell. Some of these carry a pretty unfair sentence, torture everlasting. Why not just destroy them and get it over with.To burn in hell forever and ever with no end does not sound like justice to me. Our human minds cannot even fathom forever anyway.
2007-10-09 18:57:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea who Micah Armstrong is, but the ONLY perfect, sinless person who has EVER walked this Earth is Jesus Christ. ALL the rest of mankind HAVE fallen short and DO deserve Hell, but Jesus is the ONE WAY, the ONE TRUTH, and the ONE LIFE, through Jesus ALL people have the opportunity, the choice to decide where they spend eternity after they die. They will either choose to spend it in Heaven with Jesus Christ or they will choose to spend eternity in The Lake of Fire with Satan.
Obviously Micah Armstrong has NOT read The Holy Bible, much less The New Testaments.
I do NOT believe what mankind can and will or might say or believe...I believe KJV Holy Bible. It does not lie. It is pure truth. And Almighty God and Jesus Christ say ALL have an opportunity. ALL have a choice. ALL have a chance.
I believe Jesus Christ and Almighty God.
2007-10-09 18:23:17 · answer #3 · answered by faith 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, i do feel that it is unnecessary to say "hell" in most situations..AND ALL of us Americans do not do it. Its very generalizing. I am American and we are not ALL about John Wayne. That was a long time ago and not in this generation. We do not all ride horses and shoot bow and arrow. That is an old stereo type of Americans. Its sort of saying all Brits have bad teeth..NOT all Brits have bad teeth.. I suppose a small population does..but not ALL.
2016-04-08 00:27:47 · answer #4 · answered by Shane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These guys came to our campus. They do this to get the crowd riled up enough to throw a rock or something at them and then they file a lawsuit. The religion part is just a front.
2007-10-09 18:04:07 · answer #5 · answered by Inigo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Everyone sins its human nature. God is Forgiving. except t the son and all sins will be forgiven.
Also shame on this man it is not for anyone to say who will go to Hell. The father will judge all at one point.
2007-10-09 18:16:19 · answer #6 · answered by Spread Peace and Love 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh my god! this guy who also wanted to convert us came with a sign saying that such and such people are going to hell to my campus too! not sure if hes the same guy though. everyone thought he was full of $#!T which he was. but if thats the case then yeah were going to hell. now what Id like to see is where in the bible it says were going to hell for doing these things.
we are all screwed anyway. if we go to hell, well then we're in hell. but if we have to see him in heaven, then we're in hell anyway so I guess we're damned if we do and we're damned if we dont after all...
2007-10-09 18:04:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He I am sure is already living his own hell. Any deviation from the word of God leads to serious misunderstandings.
Poor guy that is so sad.
2007-10-09 18:14:24 · answer #8 · answered by Ddvanyway 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last time I checked Mr. Micah Armstrong is NOT GOD and He is who gets to make that decision. That's all you need to know.
2007-10-09 18:05:52 · answer #9 · answered by ccwmum 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wow, looks like that idiot dude is gonna be all alone. Did he happen to mention the opposite of hell? Cuz with him there, it won't be the heaven I believe in.
2007-10-09 18:11:36 · answer #10 · answered by pennyluhu03 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a rant, not a question, and as such, it violates YA's guidelines. While I will not report you, someone else might. I just wanted you to know so you won't be surprised when you receive a "Violation" email.
Have a blessed day.
2007-10-09 18:42:09 · answer #11 · answered by wyomugs 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋