President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.
"It's me, Bill Clinton".
"What bad things did you do on earth?"
Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury."
After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."
Star if you like this joke! I have many more coming!
2007-10-09 17:37:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol oh my my my do we have a Clinton fan here? Oh well.. I guess political humor is too sophisticated for some.. I'll go back to Heaven and Hell jokes.
2007-10-09 17:44:20 · update #1
"Recently, senator Clinton has passed away, but on the brighter side, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance"
2007-10-09 22:23:56 · answer #1 · answered by Dj_Ez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even St. Peter can skirt around the truth!! A star for you!!
2007-10-09 18:33:52 · answer #2 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh, you could have done better considering that it was Clinton. But, I must point out that he is still far better than W.
2007-10-09 18:51:26 · answer #3 · answered by Musiclad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol if all ur jokes are like that DO NOT post them they all suck bull
lmao im not a clinton fan but that paragraph thats supposed to be funny is just stupid, im guessing u mdae it up lol
2007-10-09 17:42:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
ONE OF CLINTON'S STAFF WAS FOUND DEAD IN A PARK,SUPPOSEDLY SUICIDE,HE SHOT HIMSELF WITH SOME HELP FROM CLINTON.
2007-10-09 19:14:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny, because I could actually see it go down that way.....
2007-10-09 17:48:25 · answer #6 · answered by f1mudvayne29 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
it wasnt that great......
2007-10-09 17:47:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋